I saw this post on another general discussion website, and by far this is the most disgusting thing i have read.
TheAmbassador posted:
My aunt is a nurse, and she told me a hell of a story about this. Wasn't too outrageous, but its just a testament to a man's dedication to sex.
She was assisting a doctor with a severely morbidly obese woman. Apparently she had managed to contract a huge amount of STD's, which she had ignored for months, because apparently the hideous stench of it wasn't able to overpower the stench from the months of sweat and dirt accumulated in her folds. Side note about that, think about the last time you worked outdoors with your hands. If you rubbed your hands together, little balls of dirt mixed with sweat would form. Imagine those now to be nearly basketball sized and flattened, mixed with discharge from yeast infections stored for months in the folds of fat. That is this woman.
Anyway, my aunts job was to hold the folds up while the doctor went in to clean up. She's a nurse, she's cleaned **** and puke off old people that was there so long it began to corrode their skin, and she had to leave to vomit.
After everything is done, the woman's husband shows up, skinny, ratty looking guy, and she asks for him to be let in. At one point, talking to the man, the doctor asked, out of sheer curiosity, how the two of them have sex. The man was happy to answer.
He places her into the corner of the room, face first. Then, using a lot of tape, straps each of her butt cheeks to the wall, and ***** her until they tear free.
I once took care of a young man (a really good looking young man) who was vaccinating some cattle when he tripped & fell. The needle he was using was attached to a hose & tank on his back. When he fell, he injected his tush with whatever it was. We had to split his butt cheek like a side of beef, clean the wound & allow it to heal by secondary granulation. Poor fella, every time he had to poop, it was my shift. I walked into his room one afternoon & he said "look!, my ****** nurse is here." He & I cracked up, but his mom didn't get the joke, she wanted to wash his mouth out with soap.
I used to work on the GI/GU floor. I had this patient that had a colostomy in one quad of his abdomen and a large scar where he used to have another colostomy in another area of his abdomen. Come to find out later that he had the first appliance because his anal sphincter was ruined from having sex and the first colostomy was ruined the same way.
Specializes in acute rehab, med surg, LTC, peds, home c.
Ugh, and I thought it was gross when we had a skinny little baby daddy volunteer the info that to *ahem* reach his g/f's nether regions, they had a broom at the bedside for the same purpose
I dont really understand were the broomstick (or the 2x4 as the other poster mentioned) would be positioned without getting in the way.
I used to work on the GI/GU floor. I had this patient that had a colostomy in one quad of his abdomen and a large scar where he used to have another colostomy in another area of his abdomen. Come to find out later that he had the first appliance because his anal sphincter was ruined from having sex and the first colostomy was ruined the same way.
I once took care of a heroin addict that could hit her own veins when our best lab personnel couldn't. She would take a needle, dig around & hit blood every time. Freaked me out.
I don't do needles, heck, my ears have NEVER been, and never will be pierced.
Yet sticking other people doesn't bother me in the least.
When I worked at the prison we had an inmate who charged BIG bucks for the use of his stoma. I guess in someone's twisted mind it didn't quite qualify as a gay event, so he found his niche in the prison sex industry.
When I worked at the prison we had an inmate who charged BIG bucks for the use of his stoma. I guess in someone's twisted mind it didn't quite qualify as a gay event, so he found his niche in the prison sex industry.
And there it is.
Just when you think it's safe to say "I've seen it all."
When, where, how did they find the time, the place, to get away with this sort of thing?
ozoneranger
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I once took care of a young man (a really good looking young man) who was vaccinating some cattle when he tripped & fell. The needle he was using was attached to a hose & tank on his back. When he fell, he injected his tush with whatever it was. We had to split his butt cheek like a side of beef, clean the wound & allow it to heal by secondary granulation. Poor fella, every time he had to poop, it was my shift. I walked into his room one afternoon & he said "look!, my ****** nurse is here." He & I cracked up, but his mom didn't get the joke, she wanted to wash his mouth out with soap.