November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 9

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  1. by   Esme12
    Quote from Mommy&RN
    I want DNR tattooed in my chest and I brought my doctor with me so he can sign it.
    THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!
  2. by   jadelpn
    So, this here is my doc. He will be putting me under should I not be able to deal with the pain of this tattoo...
  3. by   manavhinta
    i am a voluntary admission
  4. by   Tamara421
    If Doc writes like he mumbles, no wonder you poor Nurses call the shots, you can't read what they wrote and can't understand what they say!!
  5. by   smalltownhero
    I'm from the oldschool....I do prostate checks with my thumb.
  6. by   nursingyou1
    In my opinion,your arm looks like a STAT, a CODE BLACK and a HIPAA VIOLATION....
  7. by   nursingyou1
    Please tell me that AINT permanent doctor!
  8. by   nursingyou1
    Let me guess, either you have on a plastic arm or you've finally lost your marbles!
  9. by   nursingyou1
    Doc here tells me you picked dare again instead of telling the truth about that hair piece of yours
  10. by   nursingyou1
    And why do you think I've been wearing long sleeves year round? This guy isn't licensed!! We are in his basement mannn....
  11. by   nursingyou1
    I can't represent you on this one! You need to call Judge Judy!
  12. by   nursingyou1
    Doctor, please tell me today is either April 1st or October 31st!
  13. by   jadelpn
    You both painted the pictures on the wall and I'M the one who needs art therapy?!?!?!

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