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May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

  1. 4 Participate in our May 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

    Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on

    We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Join! It's Free!

    Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

    Vote for your favorite - May 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption
    Last edit by Joe V on May 17, '13
  2. 193 Comments

  3. Visit  16mm profile page
    #1 1
    Run! The girl from The Exorcist is in Room 3!
  4. Visit  g8sushma profile page
    #2 2
    I told you to suction him first
  5. Visit  Jennybrie profile page
    #3 3
    You forgot to empty the Foleys on the west wing again didn't you!!!
  6. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    #4 4
    Mrs. Smith is finally responding to her Lasix!!!
  7. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    #5 8
    Run for your life. It's a urinami!!
  8. Visit  PRICHARILLAisMISSED profile page
    #6 1
    ...Morphine intolerance.

    (probably not funny to any of you, but when I was in a motorcycle accident a few years ago the Morphine made me vomit about that much lol.)
  9. Visit  Tait profile page
    #7 0
    I told them not to buy those cheap urinals!
  10. Visit  Flare profile page
    #8 3
    No, Jeff, I really don't know why it's called GoLYTELY.

    (i know it's yellow, but i couldn't resist the joke!)
    Last edit by Flare on May 9, '13
  11. Visit  TopazLover profile page
    #9 2
    Someone did not do the 24 hr urine correctly.
  12. Visit  cardiacrocks profile page
    #10 0
    Oh no, I'm having one of those nightmares again where the emesis finally catches up to me.
  13. Visit  dianah profile page
    #11 3
    It's the Emesis Nemesis!!
  14. Visit  jayjaybsnrn profile page
    #12 0
    run away for your own crap!