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May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

  1. 4 Participate in our May 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

    Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on

    We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Join! It's Free!

    Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

    Vote for your favorite - May 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption
    Last edit by Joe V on May 17, '13
  2. 193 Comments so far...

  3. Visit  16mm profile page
    Run! The girl from The Exorcist is in Room 3!
    cardiacrocks likes this.
  4. Visit  g8sushma profile page
    I told you to suction him first
    Clovery and Tarabara like this.
  5. Visit  Jennybrie profile page
    You forgot to empty the Foleys on the west wing again didn't you!!!
  6. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    Mrs. Smith is finally responding to her Lasix!!!
    lyly, turnforthenurse, Esme12, and 1 other like this.
  7. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    Run for your life. It's a urinami!!
    msenjane, marbar14, NRSKarenRN, and 5 others like this.
  8. Visit  PRICHARILLAisMISSED profile page
    ...Morphine intolerance.

    (probably not funny to any of you, but when I was in a motorcycle accident a few years ago the Morphine made me vomit about that much lol.)
    Esme12 likes this.
  9. Visit  Tait profile page
    I told them not to buy those cheap urinals!
  10. Visit  Flare profile page
    No, Jeff, I really don't know why it's called GoLYTELY.

    (i know it's yellow, but i couldn't resist the joke!)
    Last edit by Flare on May 9, '13
    KelRN215, Esme12, and Nurse ABC like this.
  11. Visit  TopazLover profile page
    Someone did not do the 24 hr urine correctly.
    KelRN215 and Esme12 like this.
  12. Visit  cardiacrocks profile page
    Oh no, I'm having one of those nightmares again where the emesis finally catches up to me.
  13. Visit  dianah profile page
    It's the Emesis Nemesis!!
    medic33, Esme12, and nursefrances like this.
  14. Visit  jayjaybsnrn profile page
    run away for your own crap!