May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

  1. Participate in our May 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

    Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.



    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

    We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

    Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

    Vote for your favorite - May 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption
    Last edit by Joe V on May 17, '13
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  2. 193 Comments

  3. by   16mm
    Run! The girl from The Exorcist is in Room 3!
  4. by   g8sushma
    I told you to suction him first
  5. by   Jennybrie
    You forgot to empty the Foleys on the west wing again didn't you!!!
  6. by   tnbutterfly
    Mrs. Smith is finally responding to her Lasix!!!
  7. by   tnbutterfly
    Run for your life. It's a urinami!!
  8. by   PRICHARILLAisMISSED
    ...Morphine intolerance.

    (probably not funny to any of you, but when I was in a motorcycle accident a few years ago the Morphine made me vomit about that much lol.)
  9. by   Tait
    I told them not to buy those cheap urinals!
  10. by   Flare
    No, Jeff, I really don't know why it's called GoLYTELY.

    (i know it's yellow, but i couldn't resist the joke!)
    Last edit by Flare on May 9, '13
  11. by   TopazLover
    Someone did not do the 24 hr urine correctly.
  12. by   cardiacrocks
    Oh no, I'm having one of those nightmares again where the emesis finally catches up to me.
  13. by   dianah
    It's the Emesis Nemesis!!
  14. by   jayjaybsnrn
    run away for your own crap!

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