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May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Participate in our May 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - May 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

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    Run! The girl from The Exorcist is in Room 3!

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    I told you to suction him first

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    You forgot to empty the Foleys on the west wing again didn't you!!!

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    Mrs. Smith is finally responding to her Lasix!!!

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    Run for your life. It's a urinami!!

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    ...Morphine intolerance.

    (probably not funny to any of you, but when I was in a motorcycle accident a few years ago the Morphine made me vomit about that much lol.)

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    I told them not to buy those cheap urinals!

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    No, Jeff, I really don't know why it's called GoLYTELY.

    (i know it's yellow, but i couldn't resist the joke!)

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    Someone did not do the 24 hr urine correctly.

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    Oh no, I'm having one of those nightmares again where the emesis finally catches up to me.

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    run away for your own crap!

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