May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our May 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - May 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

[jayjaybsnrn, MSN, APRN]

run away for your own crap!

[nursefrances, BSN, RN]

Ooooh! Urine for it now! (snicker) Get it?? Your in for it....never mind. I'll get some towels, and a mop, and some chucks, and....

[jayjaybsnrn, MSN, APRN]

I told you i don't know the enema procedure!

[ShyeoftheTiger]

Cleanup on Aisle 4!

[ShyeoftheTiger]

At least the turbidity looks good...

[nursefrances, BSN, RN]

When she said she would turn into a giant goo monster if she didn't get her dilaudid "right now", I didn't believe her! Did you?

[nursefrances, BSN, RN]

Ugh! I told you I don't like doing bladder irrigations!

[ShyeoftheTiger]

Code Yellow!

[Medic2RN, BSN, RN, EMT-P]

A portrait of a new grad's first experience with C-diff.

[nursefrances, BSN, RN]

Sheesh. I'm a pee magnet! I can't get away from the stuff.

[jayjaybsnrn, MSN, APRN]

Run from the NAD patient! Nuclear Exploding Diarrhea!

[NotMyProblem MSN, ASN, BSN, MSN, LPN, RN]

FASTER!!!!!! Faster!!!!!! Or you'll be swimming for it!!!!