March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - March 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE: Congratulations!

and the winner is natnat122 ... the cartoon may be viewed at I don't want a male nurse! - Cartoon Contest Winner

[David.Nelson]

Sorry Doc, only nurses in this Harlem Shake.

[Murse520]

Sir, How many times do I have to tell you? I am not your wife, your daughter, your sister, or Whitney Houston. Now please get back to bed.

[CNA James]

"Yeaaaaaah... could you get the female CNA for me, please?"

[margaretfarrell20]

i understand treating patients who are in pain is only a small part of your studies, I just dont understand how come so many of you missed that class?

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

What up, doc?

[token787]

That patient was really riled up when he saw you wrote SOB in his chart!

[Supernrse01, BSN]

I know you spent a long time perfecting your plan of care but your patient was discharged last night. Go ahead a start on a new long form an make sure you do a thorough assessment. Please be ready to present by pre-conference.

[InformaticsRN.MA]

You have the nerve to criticize my body language? You have the personality of a piece of spaghetti!

[violetgirl]

Sam, you and I work every shift together... But, calling me "Hot-Lips" is pushing it buddy!

[pixiestudent2]

I don't eat my young.. I just want to eat my tuna and go pee.

[Lana777]

I am starting to like you, Mike, if you keep listening without asking any questions. You must have read a Daniel Carnegie book.

[Lana777]

In order to do your complete physical assessment I have to ask you one semi-private questions, if I may: did you eyes popped out soon after seeing me or seeing any particular part of me?. For your complete recovery, you do not have the right to remain silent.