March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - March 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE: Congratulations!

and the winner is natnat122 ... the cartoon may be viewed at I don't want a male nurse! - Cartoon Contest Winner

[emark]

Bill, I understand you're trying to save money but you can't keep wearing my scrubs.

[InformaticsRN.MA]

So where's the rest of the flash mob?

[g8sushma, ASN, BSN, MSN]

I knew you would show up on your day off, now go home.

[InformaticsRN.MA]

(Sniff) Oh, I see you're back from your "non-smoking" break.

[InformaticsRN.MA]

The Joint Commission is here! If you don't start smiling soon, we're going to have to throw you in the laundry room with all the broken equipment!!

[RedTea]

"Oh.. what did I have for lunch? Minestrone of stools with a side dish of wet fart smeared all over my face"

[timmedico]

Hah...your shirt won't be white by the end of the shift.

[chudder]

New policy: white scrubs for the two nurses who have gone the longest without a code brown!

[tnguy31]

I got the same clothes as you! Who's the nurse now?

[HisTreasure, BSN, RN]

Look at the bright side, Jim. We can now hide from the annoying family members in the linen closets. We'll blend right in, like camouflage!

[Blue Roses]

Female RN: Mr. Jones, I was wondering where are your pants?

Male patient: Umm, oops

[tyvin, BSN, RN]

Actually; it was 0.5 mg of morphine not 5...