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March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Sorry Doc, only nurses in this Harlem Shake.

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Sir, How many times do I have to tell you? I am not your wife, your daughter, your sister, or Whitney Houston. Now please get back to bed.

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CNA James specializes in CNA.

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"Yeaaaaaah... could you get the female CNA for me, please?"

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i understand treating patients who are in pain is only a small part of your studies, I just dont understand how come so many of you missed that class?

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That patient was really riled up when he saw you wrote SOB in his chart!

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Supernrse01 has 18 years experience and specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.

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I know you spent a long time perfecting your plan of care but your patient was discharged last night. Go ahead a start on a new long form an make sure you do a thorough assessment. Please be ready to present by pre-conference.

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InformaticsRN.MA has 15 years experience.

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You have the nerve to criticize my body language? You have the personality of a piece of spaghetti!

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Sam, you and I work every shift together... But, calling me "Hot-Lips" is pushing it buddy!

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I don't eat my young.. I just want to eat my tuna and go pee.

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Lana777 has 1 years experience.

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I am starting to like you, Mike, if you keep listening without asking any questions. You must have read a Daniel Carnegie book.

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Lana777 has 1 years experience.

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In order to do your complete physical assessment I have to ask you one semi-private questions, if I may: did you eyes popped out soon after seeing me or seeing any particular part of me?. For your complete recovery, you do not have the right to remain silent.

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