Murse520

Sir, How many times do I have to tell you? I am not your wife, your daughter, your sister, or Whitney Houston. Now please get back to bed.

So...which one of you needs the smallpox vaccine?

So where are the seminar brochures? I need to make sure and hand it to my supervisor to get paid. I didn't sail across the sea for nothing!

Our nurse residency program has a 0%...I mean 3% drop out rate.

We pride ourselves in providing our nurses with the utmost quality care.

The travel nurses are always the ones list behind...

No need to worry, this always happens to Travel Nurses.

That's the personal protective equipment for an "oops" precaution

So that's why JCAHO requires us to put biohazard signs.

I start my first day on the floor as a new grad tomorrow, hopefully this doesn't happen to me!

"First day huh? Welcome to the nursing profession"

"I think you might have something on you face"

I did not get my preference, but I am more than happy to work at the department they placed me in. I know what specialty area, but not what specific department. =)

I got a call today and was offered a job for the residency program. So excited!! :]

I am guessing they got overwhelmed with all the paperwork that people sent in on Thursday. They probably figured it would be more efficient if they just informed everyone on the same day.