March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - March 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE: Congratulations!

and the winner is natnat122 ... the cartoon may be viewed at I don't want a male nurse! - Cartoon Contest Winner

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

How do you like the new rules administration now has about us wearing white? They say it looks more professional to the visitors and the patients. Next thing they will want us to wear those little hats that got so dirty all the time. I don't know what they will do for the male nursing staff though. Time will tell.

[jaelpn, LPN]

Doctor, I notice your nose is a little longer today. Did you tell another patient, "This shouldn't hurt?"

[Cielo SN]

Ronald, can you cover me for an hour, I have a mammogram appt. today? Thank you!

[hbhalla]

Do you know nclex is getting harder in april.....two year change ahhh

[hbhalla]

i know obesity scale is growing in america........

[hbhalla]

Keep calm and nurse on

[hbhalla]

You are so intelligent why didn't you go to medical school? I am too smart to be a physician.Thats why i am a nurse.

[hbhalla]

Be patient with patients who are not patient.

[Sfrazilus]

About bed 4...the good news is it's not C Diff. The bad news is that you'll wish it was.

[tiahlee29]

Bob I told you already! This is the 10th time you have been here in the clinic this week. That the burning will stop, once you finish the antibiotic.

[bopeep82]

"Tell me again how you went to school for 12 years and still don't know how to start an IV."

[emark]

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