June 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

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  2. Good afternoon everyone. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a great short caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few weeks to submit your entry.

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    Update

    top 8 captions chosen - June 2016 Top 8 Captions - Select $100 Winner

    VOTE!!!


    Update August 1

    Congratulations AnthonyD!

    You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the top caption for our June 2016 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 winner!
    Last edit by Joe V on Aug 1, '16
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  3. 81 Comments

  4. by   Cactus Nurse
    Time to prep for surgery!

    Your wife said it was ok, just stay still...
  5. by   registered.nobody
    "It won't hurt, just a little bee-sting."

    "Hello, my name is Becky, and I'm going to be your student nurse today."
  6. by   wereallmadhere
    Just going to take a little off the top...
  7. by   Guy in Babyland
    "I just need to shave a few spots for the EKG patches."
  8. by   jadelpn
    I have heard of WAXING...but WHACKING?!?!
  9. by   jadelpn
    When landscapers become nurses...
  10. by   jadelpn
    It's like threading only quicker....
  11. by   AnthonyD
    We WILL get those EKG electrodes to stick!
  12. by   AnthonyD
    They said we couldn't use razors anymore...
  13. by   NutmeggeRN
    Nurse Ratched is my name...

    Manscaping is my game...

    Mwahahaaa...
  14. by   whichone'spink
    Nurse: "Would you prefer this or the Steve Carrell treatment?"
  15. by   chacha82
    !!!!!
    Last edit by chacha82 on Jun 16, '16 : Reason: edit

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