June 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

[Joe V]

Good afternoon everyone. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a great short caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few weeks to submit your entry.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update

top 8 captions chosen - June 2016 Top 8 Captions - Select $100 Winner

VOTE!!!

Update August 1

Congratulations AnthonyD!

You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the top caption for our June 2016 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 winner!

[chacha82, ADN, BSN]

!!!!!

[chacha82, ADN, BSN]

:roflmao::)!

[RNrhythm, BSN, RN]

Did your doctor explain about the rectal tube?

[bebbercorn]

Budget cuts meant we couldn't afford the new electric razor... but I'm friendly with the landscapers, so no worries!

[oldsockventriloquist]

"That's going up my what?"

[mrphil79]

Nurse: "Time to prep for surgery!"

Patient: "But nurse, I'm here for a vasectomy!"

[NotAllWhoWandeRN, ASN, RN]

It's my first time with the new brand of equipment, but don't worry, I watched a YouTube tutorial!

[Dogen]

Don't worry, I wiped it with a Sani-Cloth, it's safe now.

[Scrubs_n_sirens, MSN, RN]

"Now maybe the ECG leads won't keep reading V Fib!"

[Scrubs_n_sirens, MSN, RN]

"Free with every MI is a wax job"

[Jordan1927, ASN, BSN]

Nurse: Hi, i'm Jane. I'm gonna be your nurse today.

Patient: Wait, where's Nurse Betty??

Nurse: Oh, she's attending other patients right now. I'm a student nurse studying under her. . .Now i want you to lay real still and just relax, this isn't gonna hurt at all; just a little bee sting

Patient: Wait what?!?!

[longbow.shelly]

"Thank heavens this isn't a Urology procedure!"