Your one stop for all the most popular pressing questions on allnurses!

Published

I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Well said!!

Specializes in LTC, Psych, Hospice.
hey,

where is everyone? where are the good looking posters for this thread?

:( :lol2:

this good looking poster is just too tired to play. loooooong week. :crying2:

Specializes in Emergency/Cath Lab.
I'm sexy ok - I'm just sexy

I just have to wear my tight scrubs with the top that's too short so that everyone can see my flat, tight and spraytanned 6 pack with umbilical piercing ( I'm sexy ....just sexy).

And when I bend over see my lumbar tatt ( did I tell you I'm sexy ....just sexy).

And my beautiful fake nails, hair extensions, fake tan and injectibles in my lips and permanent makeup ... I'm the most beautiful and classy of you all.

If you don't like me and my sexy ... that's because you must be fat, old and ugly.

You just hate me because I am sexy ...yes, just sexy.

I'm pretty lazy really and do all (ah well only the ones i have to do) my p't cares as quick as I can. Race in put up the fluids and throw the meds in.

Get back to my chair as quick as I can and where were we? oh that's right - chatting up the new doctor (did I tell you I am sexy?)

Did I tell you I'm working the sexy real hard ... otherwise I'll end up like the rest of you

Damn baby, whats yo numba.

I mean is it bad to date nurses on my unit? Nurses on other units? Should I slum for the CNAs? What happens if I am caught with the docs hot nurse in the supply room? Just asking cause my "friend" got fired recently for that

Specializes in geriatrics.

The good looking need their rest. That's how you stay good looking ;)

Specializes in CVICU, Obs/Gyn, Derm, NICU.
Damn baby, whats yo numba.

I mean is it bad to date nurses o my unit? Nurses on other units? Should I slum for the CNAs? What happens if I am caught with the docs hot nurse in the supply room? Just asking cause my "friend" got fired recently for that

:lol2:

I know, right? I worked today.

Another pet peeve:

"I can't handle working weekends." Uh, hello...nursing is 24/7. You're surprised because....??

Word!

Weekends have no meaning to me anymore even when I have them off. They are just another day to me. I remember getting so excited for the weekend to roll around.

Specializes in Medsurg/ICU, Mental Health, Home Health.
hey,

where is everyone? where are the good looking posters for this thread?

:( :lol2:

sorry, i'm just so exhausted. i've been bullied by my coworkers all week long because of my gorgeousness. and my hips hurt from horizontally tangoing with dr....i mean, uhh...i've been workin hard!

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
hey,

where is everyone? where are the good looking posters for this thread?

:( :lol2:

ok, i'm baaaccckkkkk!!! everyone can relax now....!:D

i just spent a week at the med spa getting a tune up...you know, getting nipped and tucked-to keep myself gorgeous and totally awesome!....

actually, i was working all week and it totally sucked...i was so excited to log on tonight to see what my homies were up to...but the pickins are slim...doesn't anyone want to come out and play????

i will have to see what type of mischief i can get into.....:devil:

Specializes in Emergency Dept. Trauma. Pediatrics.
hey,

where is everyone? where are the good looking posters for this thread?

:( :lol2:

sorry i went to olive garden and then closed down the bar at applebees because that's where all the cool sexy people go!!!!!! :p

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Sorry I went to Olive Garden and then closed down the bar at Applebees because that's where all the cool sexy people go!!!!!! :p

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

Whoa, I had NO idea!! I will have to try the bar at Applebees...here I've been going to all of the "in" night spots in Palm Beach and on South Beach....looking for the Beautiful people (I mean the other beautiful people-besides me...) and all I had to do was go to Appelbees???? Heck, I am strappin' on my stillettos tonight and hittin' it!;)

Is nursing really THAT bad? Everybody here is always complaining about their jobs and now I'm getting really worried because I just started the nursing program and everyone here seems so unhappy.

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Is nursing really THAT bad? Everybody here is always complaining about their jobs and now I'm getting really worried because I just started the nursing program and everyone here seems so unhappy.

Wooh,

I am afraid I have to tell you, that nursing is not only THAT bad....it's WORSE!...it is SO bad...well, you can not even IMAGINE how bad it is! Think of the baddest thing you can..then magnify it ten thousand times and nursing is still WORSE than that!

Pestilence, Hell, Locusts..Armageddeon...those are all child's play compared to the profession of nursing...so, I suggest you take a nice little comfortable para-legal program and go into that-because we all know how nice lawyers are, so they must be great to work for, right? Save yourself the time and trouble! You will thank me for it later:)

+ Join the Discussion