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[NeoPediRN]

I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

[Poi Dog]

Hello AN! I am a Nigerian princess and want to start a business for my mom that has nothing to do with nursing. I have 16 cents to start and would like your help. Please send $100 to Scam Central, P.O. Box 451, Nigeria. As a reward for your business you will be a partner and get approximately $4,305,525 back in interest. Please send cash only.

Jessy_RN and I will gladly send you triple your asking price. Western Union or snail mail? Please let us know asap :cheers:

[wooh, BSN, RN]

Yea...I think everyone had the same idea at the same time. Probably because the economy is bad and doing "it" is free.

Well you may be a cheap date, but I definitely get bought dinner first.

[Butterfly0328]

Well you may be a cheap date, but I definitely get bought dinner first.

Dang....I always wondered why I was so popular and have dates booked for the next 10 years. Thanks so much for bursting my bubble:eek:

[NeedchangeofPace]

and I'm still waiting for you to take me to lunch.

please fill out this short questionaire and don't let Diva_rn know cuz I promised her lunch too!

[chicookie, BSN, RN]

..........No one ever invites me to lunch. Awwwwwwwwwww.

[Penelope_Pitstop, BSN, RN]

Does anybody remember the thread about the "nurse" who was disciplined for not wearing a bra at work? She said she was a size 40DDD and no one had ever said anything about it to her before. Don't know if she was a nurse or a troll but that was a really fun thread.

Ah, yes...that was a wonderful thread. The best part? The poster didn't reveal her bra size right away. I was thinking that she was a smaller-chested woman who didn't wear a bra because she probably didn't "need" one...then she announced her size, well, what her size was the last time she wore a bra.

Oh wait, was this is a HIPPA violation? No, because someone will come along and correct it to HIPAA. :)

[NeedchangeofPace]

Well you may be a cheap date, but I definitely get bought dinner first.

I can't afford dinner..how 'bout lunch??

[NeedchangeofPace]

Needle Puncture

I was working in the local free clinic administering flu shots. I had given someone a flu shot when there was a mild earthquake and I stuck my self with the needle. Could this be serious? the person said they have hepatits E usually not forund in this part of the world and a mild case of HIV beginning stages not the advanced kind, know what I mean. But he looked real healthy!

Well after 4 months I have this pale yellow tint to my skin tone and I feel tired all the time and have numerous colds and flu do you think this may be from the needle stick? Should I report this?? Do you think the clinic is responsible?? I think they should be because as you know I am good looking

I did not report it as it would have been a lot of paperwork.

[Ruby Vee, BSN]

is it just me, or have the "i just found out i am pregnant right before my interview/job start/nursing school, and don't know what to do" threads just skyrocketed?

it's not just you. must be something in the water.

[hiddencatRN, BSN, RN]

it's not just you. must be something in the water.

omg i hope it's not contagious! *shoos husband away*

[Ruby Vee, BSN]

how come my preceptor hates me? when i came on the unit in all my beauty, she didn't jump up and kowtow to me. that's just rude. i don't understand why nurses are always so rude to me. they're all just a bunch of meanies.

[diva rn, BSN, RN]

I can't afford dinner..how 'bout lunch??

You Brat! I am being two timed....and by the way...I was going to take YOU to lunch at One Thai...remember? I shouldn't even consider it now, but since you are so good looking I guess I forgive you;)