ok im trying to come up with a nursing school t shirt, please add to my list, of course im not going to use all of these (especially the ones my teachers wont approve of) but feel free to write them anyway!
You might be a nursing student if.....
1. You think silk tape can fix anything.
2. You are not allowed to talk about your day at school at the dinner table.
3. You check out strangers for a set of nice veins.
4. You wash your hands before going to the bathroom.
5. You have what you think is a nightmare, and realize "oh im just at clinical."
6. You have replaced sleep with coffee and red bull.
7. The librarian at school thinks your a stalker.
8. You have no problem discussing sputum and bowel movements at lunch.
9. You analyze your own test results at the doctor's office.
10. You find yourself wiping other peoples butts more than your own.
11. You forgot you had a boyfriend and was wondering who was hogging the covers.
12. Your parents reported you missing over a year ago.
13. You have nightmares of being run over by a runaway crash cart.
Also tell me which ones are your favorite or ones you dont think i should use.
My boyfriend knows a guy who makes shirts proffessionally, and the more i make the cheaper they are, I think I might make some extra to bring down the cost and sell them for like 10 bucks on ebay or something. The christmas one is really great and so true.:wink2:
ok im trying to come up with a nursing school t shirt, please add to my list, of course im not going to use all of these (especially the ones my teachers wont approve of) but feel free to write them anyway!
You might be a nursing student if.....
1. You think silk tape can fix anything.
2. You are not allowed to talk about your day at school at the dinner table.
3. You check out strangers for a set of nice veins.
4. You wash your hands before going to the bathroom.
5. You have what you think is a nightmare, and realize "oh im just at clinical."
6. You have replaced sleep with coffee and red bull.
7. The librarian at school thinks your a stalker.
8. You have no problem discussing sputum and bowel movements at lunch.
9. You analyze your own test results at the doctor's office.
10. You find yourself wiping other peoples butts more than your own.
11. You forgot you had a boyfriend and was wondering who was hogging the covers.
12. Your parents reported you missing over a year ago.
13. You have nightmares of being run over by a runaway crash cart.
Also tell me which ones are your favorite or ones you dont think i should use.
these are all so funny! i'd love to have a shirt like this!
19. You find yourself subconciously palplating your dogs lymph nodes...do dogs have lymph nodes? surely...hm....
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This one really cracked me up. I have Newfoundlands (really really really big dogs). The last time I was at the vet with them, the vet (knowing I am a nursing student) whips off his stethoscope, hands it to me and insists that I listen to my dog's heart! I felt a little dumb when I had to ask "where"! lol My vet is really cool.
You know that you've been practicing too much when your teen age son mutters "99" and "blue moon" as he walks by hoping you aren't going to percuss him for the hundredth time.
We did nursing "top ten" shirts. They cost about $6 to make, and we charged $10. The rest of the money went towards our pinning ceremony (we had to pay for it ourselves).
ok im trying to come up with a nursing school t shirt, please add to my list, of course im not going to use all of these (especially the ones my teachers wont approve of) but feel free to write them anyway!
You might be a nursing student if.....
1. You think silk tape can fix anything.
2. You are not allowed to talk about your day at school at the dinner table.
4. You wash your hands before going to the bathroom.
5. You have what you think is a nightmare, and realize "oh im just at clinical."
Silk tape CAN fix anything!
Luckily for me, I am allowed to talk at the dinner table, my mom is now used to it!
NurseLatteDNP, MSN, DNP, RN
825 Posts
This is so true!!!