ok im trying to come up with a nursing school t shirt, please add to my list, of course im not going to use all of these (especially the ones my teachers wont approve of) but feel free to write them anyway!
You might be a nursing student if.....
1. You think silk tape can fix anything.
2. You are not allowed to talk about your day at school at the dinner table.
3. You check out strangers for a set of nice veins.
4. You wash your hands before going to the bathroom.
5. You have what you think is a nightmare, and realize "oh im just at clinical."
6. You have replaced sleep with coffee and red bull.
7. The librarian at school thinks your a stalker.
8. You have no problem discussing sputum and bowel movements at lunch.
9. You analyze your own test results at the doctor's office.
10. You find yourself wiping other peoples butts more than your own.
11. You forgot you had a boyfriend and was wondering who was hogging the covers.
12. Your parents reported you missing over a year ago.
13. You have nightmares of being run over by a runaway crash cart.
Also tell me which ones are your favorite or ones you dont think i should use.
