You might be a nursing student if....

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ok im trying to come up with a nursing school t shirt, please add to my list, of course im not going to use all of these (especially the ones my teachers wont approve of) but feel free to write them anyway!

You might be a nursing student if.....

1. You think silk tape can fix anything.

2. You are not allowed to talk about your day at school at the dinner table.

3. You check out strangers for a set of nice veins.

4. You wash your hands before going to the bathroom.

5. You have what you think is a nightmare, and realize "oh im just at clinical."

6. You have replaced sleep with coffee and red bull.

7. The librarian at school thinks your a stalker.

8. You have no problem discussing sputum and bowel movements at lunch.

9. You analyze your own test results at the doctor's office.

10. You find yourself wiping other peoples butts more than your own.

11. You forgot you had a boyfriend and was wondering who was hogging the covers.

12. Your parents reported you missing over a year ago.

13. You have nightmares of being run over by a runaway crash cart.

Also tell me which ones are your favorite or ones you dont think i should use.:lol2:

"Your Husband goes to work in long sleeves to hide the needle marks or tells his boss he is married to a crazed lunatic with a needle"

This made me crack up! My husband told me not to come near him with anything that was to be inserted! :nono: I just laughed...."Ok honey, isn't it time for you to go to sleep?" :rotfl:

Hi

i like number 22 because they think iam dead already (0_*) :lol2: also ia can say what ever i like to say in dinner time to make them vomit :lol2: anyway i like to disturb them all the time :lol2:

9. You find yourself subconciously palplating your dogs lymph nodes...do dogs have lymph nodes? surely...hm....

Sweetheart those arn't lymph nodes lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i thought that was "you might be a mother" :chuckle

as far as student,

you might be a nursing student if your books require wheels you wear your stethoscope for fun

you gave up clothes for scrubs

your husband goes to work in long sleeves to hide the needle marks or tells his boss he is married to a crazed lunatic with a needle

:rotfl:

when i was in nursing school, we never knew which books the teacher might lecture out of that day and we had at least 15 different books, so many classmates used suitcases on wheels to carry all their books to class

Specializes in Neuro, Critical Care.
9. You find yourself subconciously palplating your dogs lymph nodes...do dogs have lymph nodes? surely...hm....

Sweetheart those arn't lymph nodes lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

under his ears, near the back of the neck! Not where you are thinking!!!!!!!!

Specializes in CCU, MICU, Tele, L&D.

you read a post with NS and think they are talking about NORMAL SALINE.....

you say your abc's : A-B-C- ECTOPIC BEAT P-Q-R-S-T

Specializes in CCU, MICU, Tele, L&D.

YOU PUT THE BOOK IN THE BOX ... REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE NO TAPE ... SAY 'YES, I DO HAVE TAPE' ... GET OUT THE SILK TAPE... SEAL THE BOX REALLY NICE ... SMILE AS YOU HAND THE BOX TO THE UPS MAN.

YOU PUT THE BOOK IN THE BOX ... REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE NO TAPE ... SAY 'YES, I DO HAVE TAPE' ... GET OUT THE SILK TAPE... SEAL THE BOX REALLY NICE ... SMILE AS YOU HAND THE BOX TO THE UPS MAN.

I give up...what exactly is silk tape? :uhoh3:

Speaking steth's, has anyone ever used or tried the "ultrascope", I'm thinking of buying one but wanted some input.

I bought one through our nursing club fundraiser. It is my first stethoscope so I really can't compare it to others. My assessment instructor tried it out and said it was great. I'm a little uncomfortable not having two sides (bell/diaphragm) and needing to know how much pressure to use on it and what I am supposed to hear. It looks really cool though. I chose fuschia tubing with a head that is pink with a nurse cartoon and my name etched onto it. Of course I couldn't add RN after my name :o I am considering changing it for a dual or triple head one in the future.

Specializes in Hey I'm now an RN!!.

Oh how funny is #7!!!!! I think ours would agree to that!!

This is just what I needed today! So funny! I just started nursing school last Monday and I've just had my first awful day. I rearended someone on the way to lab which made me about 15 minutes late. We had a quiz at the beginning of class, but apparently me getting into a wreck wasn't a good excuse to be late. Anyway~that left me with only 10 minutes to answer 50 questions which resulted in me getting a 60% on my first quiz! This thread is just what I needed after today. :roll

ok if you actually make this into a shirt I AM SOOOOOOOOOO BUYING ONE!!! My personal favorite is the one about your parents reporting you missing!!!

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