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ok im trying to come up with a nursing school t shirt, please add to my list, of course im not going to use all of these (especially the ones my teachers wont approve of) but feel free to write them anyway!
You might be a nursing student if.....
1. You think silk tape can fix anything.
2. You are not allowed to talk about your day at school at the dinner table.
3. You check out strangers for a set of nice veins.
4. You wash your hands before going to the bathroom.
5. You have what you think is a nightmare, and realize "oh im just at clinical."
6. You have replaced sleep with coffee and red bull.
7. The librarian at school thinks your a stalker.
8. You have no problem discussing sputum and bowel movements at lunch.
9. You analyze your own test results at the doctor's office.
10. You find yourself wiping other peoples butts more than your own.
11. You forgot you had a boyfriend and was wondering who was hogging the covers.
12. Your parents reported you missing over a year ago.
13. You have nightmares of being run over by a runaway crash cart.
Also tell me which ones are your favorite or ones you dont think i should use.
Speaking steth's, has anyone ever used or tried the "ultrascope", I'm thinking of buying one but wanted some input.
I bought an Ultrascope and loved it soooo much. Not only was it the most beautiful thing in the world, but the things I couls hear with it. I had to return it however b/c as a beginning nursing student, I found that I had to do many BP's and it was difficult to use with a BP cuff. Now I have a Littman and like it too but once I graduate, that will be my present to myself- a custom Ultrascope.
You might be a nursing student if....
After a few IV stick tries... the sight of blood actually excites you!
You wake up 3 minutes before the alarm on test day mentally rehearsing signs and symtoms of electrolyte alterations.
You get suddenly conversational when your 11 year old comes home from school with the Science book talking about mitosis and meiosis.
You're seriously considering buying stock in Folgers coffee.
No one understands anything you say anymore, but your nursing peers.
When your kid needs Tylenol... you calculate it per mg/kg/day.
Nathalie
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That cafe press website has some funny shirts there already. Here is the link. I really like the one about the food groups and thre prescription for a student nurse.
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/Ntt-nursings+students_pp-_N-0_No-1_Ntk-All_D-nursings+students_Nao-1