What Would Your T-Shirt Say?

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Seen on a T-shirt at work. "Do you want the DOCTOR in charge, or the NURSE who knows what's going on?"

you know what? :chuckle some of these are hillarious! :D

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Specializes in jack of all trades, master of none.

My mom gave me a tshirt a few years ago

"here comes the B****"

B**** is in huge red letters.

I want to have one made that says "blah blah blah"

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ER NURSES....Here to save your a** NOT Kiss It!

Saw that posted on here somewhere, and thought it would make a great t-shirt!

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Originally posted by Amy ER Nurse

ER NURSES....Here to save your a** NOT Kiss It!

Saw that posted on here somewhere, and thought it would make a great t-shirt!

Figures Amy would use mine right before I read to the end of this thread...LOL

I'll reiterate: Nurses... here to save your a** not kiss it!

OH! and I have a " No Whining" magnet on my locker at work :)

Peace:)

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My fav t-shirt say"The Man weraing this shirt is a nures, Now Lie down and do everything the nice nurse tells you to do!"

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My favorite now is the one my husband had made for me during a low point in my life recently.

I give what cares and I care what's given...I'm a Healthcare Professional

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Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.

Cocks crow - but Hens deliver!

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them. (okay, okay I lived in Florida waaaay too long)

In the this life, you are either the hammer or the nail. So do you want to get hammered or nailed.

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I saw one a couple of years ago:

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"

Wish I had bought it at the time!

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One phrase I got from my 4-year-old daughter:

Everybody is sooo cranky!!!

I am not, I am just a PRINCESS....

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One of my favs that I got in New Orleans, has a picture of an oyster on it and says " SHUCK ME, SUCK ME, EAT ME RAW " Oh, those crazy Cajuns, you gotta luv em!

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Hey, no lie. I had a shirt that said "Eat Me". It was my favorite :D

Heather

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One of the cardiologists told me his brother in law (yeah right) went to a gay rodeo and saw a shirt on one of the participants that said F*** me and the horse I rode in on.

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