What Would Your T-Shirt Say?

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Seen on a T-shirt at work. "Do you want the DOCTOR in charge, or the NURSE who knows what's going on?"

I like the one a friend of mine has

MY BLOOD TYPE IS COFFEE

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Eagles may soar,but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

(Weasels=Corp.)

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dont blow smoke up my a$$, it'll ruin the autopsy

~~gee that looks familiar huh? :clown:

:roll

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That is so true. It is nursing that gets the patients well. Long before doc orders are written for ambulation after surgery the patients are allready up and sitting in chairs or walking back and forth to the water closet.

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OH, OH, I just remembered one that I saw in New Orleans.......it is addressed to the parents and reads:

IF U DIDNT WANT ME TO THINK WE'RE RICH, THEN WHY? DID U RAISE ME THIS WAY

:ROFL

Trisha :clown:

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My favorite had a picture of Dick and Jane on it with the caption "Jane Likes Dick!"

Chuck

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Just hook me up to the IV Diet Coke as that is the way I like it

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR; YOUR HUMBLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE, AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY TIRED, POOR, HUMBLE SELF YEARNING TO HELP YOU BREATHE FREE...:)

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German for constipation.........Farfrompoopen

I have always liked that one! :chuckle

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

No, I'm not the doctor....I'm the nurse Thank God!

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