What Would Your T-Shirt Say?

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Seen on a T-shirt at work. "Do you want the DOCTOR in charge, or the NURSE who knows what's going on?"

Comfortably numb....

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momrn50.....gotta agree.....want one of your tee's.........

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My favorite T shirt says.............. May I ASS you a question !!!!!!!!

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My favorites:

"Grow your own dope.... plant a man"

"I can handle anything......I have children"

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Originally posted by kmchugh

"There is no problem so large it can't be overcome with a suitable application of high explosives."

OK, it wasn't on a t-shirt. An old saying from my military days. But if I can get it to fit...

Kevin

Love the quote, Kevin.....let's all adapt it to nursing:

There is no problem so large it cannot be oversome with a suitable application of.........mastisol

.......pharmaceuticals

.......pillow therapy

Any more suggestions?? :roll

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pillow therapy 101 and 080

good refresher course

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Specializes in ER, PACU, OR.

oh i have had so many! :p

the one i bought when i was 16, that my mom threw out (even though she denies it). a picture of a little yellow bird, like tweety bird, sitting in an egg.....and it said "i just got laid." :eek:

i have another, that says "co ed naked nursing", and then there are a couple of syringes forming a cross, and it says at the bottom "your butt is ours". :chuckle

another i have that is supposed to be a fly fishing t-shirt, that says:

"whip me"

"strip me"

"tie me"

"fly me"

:roll

another that shows a rotweiler (sp) looking back behind his butt, and it says:

"if your not the top dawg,

the view never changes"

another that is titled:

snowmobilers top ten lies

1. the bars are the only place to buy gas.

2. the ice is plenty thick.

3. i can read the trail map.

4. it's only a couple more miles.

5. it's not cold.

6. i love my spouse more than my snowmobile.

7. we have enough gas to make it.

8. i can fix it.

9. i know a short cut.

10. don't worry - the trees don't hurt that much.

another snowmobile t-shirt:

"if you can't handle the ride, stay on the side."

another:

"pain

is nothing

compared to

what it feels like

to quit

give everything you got"

my favorite t:

(front)

"don't let your fears

choose

your

destiny"

(back)

"success is

never final

&

failure is

never fatal"

me :)

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My t-shirt would read: You call me a b**** like it's a bad thing!

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I have a T-shirt that i wear while riding my Harley it says on the back "if you can read this the B**ch fell off" I love that shirt...

Dave

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My T would be dedicated to the administration....for appreciation day. On the front it would say.....INSTANT A$$HOLE. On the back it would say......JUST ADD A HMO.

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THIS IS NOT A HOTEL.

COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH.

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN CALLING ME FOR ONE HOUR.

DO NOT TAKE OUT YOUR OWN FOLEY.

DO NOT TAKE OUT YOUR IV SITE.

GIVE YOUR PAIN MED A CHANCE TO WORK.

ASK THE DOC THE QUESTIONS WHEN HE IS IN THE ROOM.

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GREAT T shirts everybody!! :)

Also see the thread "Things we would love to say at work but can't" ....

Betts' list of 38 would make excellent T shirt material too.... such as:

"How about never? Is never good for you?"

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

This one will make a GREAT response (with one eyebrow up like Spock)when a doc throws a hissy fit at the desk...hehehe

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