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Just realized today that I can't stand ostomy appliances. It's not the poop, it's just cutting and sizing the appliance and that messy paste. Tedious and irritating but somebody's gotta do it.
How about you?
Placing a NGT. Just can't do it. Can handle vomit all day long but something about the sound of someone gagging while I am putting a tube through their nose into their stomach--just no!
CBI. Not sure why just always found it so irritating to have a patient on CBI. Maybe because I worked nights when I started out and it always seemed like we had to fight with central supply to keep enough of the 1000ml bags of irrigation fluid on hand. For whatever reason they would only supply one box at a time and even when we called way before we were close to running out they were slow to get us more. Then you had to worry about it running dry and clotting off and irrigate huge clots off. Ugh!
*Ambulating patients (OMG, WHAT IF THEY FALL!??! What if they poop and it runs down their legs and then they slip in it?!?!
What if I slip in it???
*nervous tittering*)
*Putting on those disposable blood pressure cuffs which REFUSE to go on correctly
and then REFUSE to come off without some herculean prying
... stupid velcro.
*Bathing patients (Is the temperature right? Is this towel too rough for their skin? :unsure:What if I get soap in their eyes?
Also, somehow I always seem to get water on everything and I never really feel like I did it "right"...
I think I might like those shampoo caps, I haven't tried them yet but they look cool and decidedly less messy, plus there are time indicators for how long to massage the hair or whatever:up:)
*Repositioning patients (Did I do it right?!? It doesn't look right
...the sheets are uneven
*more nervous tittering*)
I don't necessarily loathe these things, but they are tasks that make me nervous because of the potential for patient injury and/or because I can't know if I'm doing them perfectly... I'm a smidge obsessive :
Vomit. Can't stand it at work, can't stand it at home. Give me a good endotracheal suction any day! Something so satisfying about seeing the tubing fill up with nasty mucous plugs!
Same here. Vomit is the one thing I can't do. It makes me gag and want to vomit myself. Also, checking gastric residuals *shudder*. Having to pull all that stuff out and if there's more than 60 mL, having to like collect it in a cup and measure it, then suck it all back up to give back to the patient. Eckkk. I hate it. I recently learned it's no longer recommended to routinely check gastric residuals. I can't wait until my facility's policy reflects that.
MendedHeart
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Hunting down a piece of coconut cake all over the hospital that didn't come up on the patients tray after the cafeteria shut it's doors. Not even my patient, but this patient asked to see the CHARGE Nurse about this problem, so there I scurried, trying to get that "excellent " and "always" answer on the surveys. Lol