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Just realized today that I can't stand ostomy appliances. It's not the poop, it's just cutting and sizing the appliance and that messy paste. Tedious and irritating but somebody's gotta do it.
How about you?
Lol. You're so cute. Yes I think about things like that too! During care I always worry, "omg the water is on them, they must be cold hurry do and rinse and dry"
Or in trash care and suction I'm like omg they must be about to gag and cough pulling this thing out. I get so worried about them.
Wound care- I worse the tape is burning them when I pull it off.
Injections- yes they are getting heparin every day, but I'm like ahhh this small little needle hurts the most and it's a full syringe, I'm sorry!
Being held as physicians' private secretary of a sort. "Tell Dr. X that I want this and that done, but before that call Dr. Y and ask him to schedule trache if he still wants it done; otherwise, call Dr. Z and let him know that..." and so forth.
Doc, I know that you know what I know, but it doesn't make me responsible for doing YOUR job of communicating!
It's been awhile but there was a patient with genital warts, layer upon layer of them, from front to back and really thick around the orifice. Of course he was incontinent and generally immobile. Cleaning him was an ordeal for both of us. Finally found a peri bottle and rinsed him off.
I have a relative who keeps posting on postal media about how gardasil is dangerous and unnecessary and I always want to find a picture to share with her.
Confused patients who move at the speed of light and keep trying to fling themselves out of bed (PLEASE don't fall).
Stool samples and emptying bed pans and commodes with stool in them (even with a chux, it somehow ends up on the pan). C-diff and GI Bleeds.Makes me gag every time. Foot long abdominal dehiscences right next to an ostomy that's leaking stool into the wound... I somehow made it through that dressing change but almost fainted afterwards.
I will happily suction your trachs, do your trach care, clean dentures and put in NGs for you! Mucus and vomit are not a problem at all.
Crushing up meds for ng or dysphagia pts. After searching the whole floor for the pill crusher, I almost always forget to grab one pill and end up pounding the darn thing with a flashlight in the room... gotten weird looks from many families that way...
And then the patient prefers to take them in chocolate pudding instead of applesauce and. I. Can't. Even.
Gce7607
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Soap suds enemas... Guaranteed mess