10/31 What I learned this week: Walking Dead anatomy lesson, herpes EVERYWHERE

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I'm having my annual struggle to decide what I want to be when I grow up. Thankfully, things are feeling a bit narrowed down this year. At the very least, I think it's time to start the typical core NP classes.

Every level of care provider at my facility is frustrated by our current lack of psychiatric specialty care, psychiatric consulting provider, and poor staffing for acute psychiatric needs, but no one knows what to do about it. Why aren't we diverting some of these patients?

Huh. Perhaps becoming a PMHNP would knock out both those birds with one stone. (Honestly, though, I'd burn out faster than The Donald's political dreams should have. Hey, Dogen, come to the mid Atlantic when you graduate. We have crab cakes and they are amazing.)

A terminal DNR patient will become full code if they are admitted from an incomplete suicide attempt. I have a serious problem with this.

If you only see one piece stitched in on a central line (IJ, SC, or femoral), you should get in touch with the MD to get the second piece stitched in. That is a lot easier than having to pull a line and reinsert a whole new line. If you only see one piece capable of being stitched in, the other piece wasn't put on, and it needs to be. You'll have someone irritatedly inform you that that will require wasting an entire central line kit just for that little thing, but again, this is better than requiring a whole new line insertion. If you notice this is a trend, consider incident reports. Seriously, it's not okay to increase infection risks and invasive procedures to patients just because the ED doc or intensivist just didn't feel like sewing in a couple more stitches. (See picture) [/rant]

The Fitbit charge HR is my favorite toy right now.

Every time I open the AN app on my iPad, I want to get the eye booger off the right eye of the nurse in the front.

Herpes can literally get in and on every part of the body. I'm glad my innocence was already shattered by sidepockets because for real, people. EVERYWHERE.

My fellow Walking Dead community - blood does not pour like that from the second intercostal space lateral to the midclavicular line, and there are no intestines at approximately the fifth or sixth intercostal space, even if that was somewhat midline. I'm just saying.

I hate to admit this (because I'm in love with, and rather loyal to my hospital), but lately, some ED shifts have been a little scary. I really hope they get their act together quickly.

One of my floor's charge nurses has advanced so highly on my "you are an amazing nurse and charge nurse" scale, that I think she broke the meter. During some of the hardest shifts I have ever had, she has put herself right at my side, battling through the thick of it with me. She has truly made me realize the value of a charge nurse you can TRUST.

That does, unfortunately, make it suck to realize how much harder a shift can be with a charge you can't trust. My understanding is that a previous manager made it a habit of promoting the slower, lazier nurses to charge. Look, if you are a manager and you think it's easier to promote them than it is to fire them when it is obvious the bedside isn't a good fit, you're doing it WRONG.

I have heard that in the last two years, my unit has gone from "fend for yourself" to a cooperative team that has each other's back. It's sad to hear that it was that way, but I'm proud to be part of the change.

This makes me laugh every time I see it:

Apparently my screenname is a planet name in A Wrinkle In Time where Aunt Beast lives. How did I not remember this?! Charles Wallace knows!

After the last two fresh off residency new hires we got (who are absolutely terrible to work with), I never expected to feel the massive amount of relief I felt when we just got a new hire who has a decent background and enough experience to realize nurses are a valuable resource, not competitors in an ego pissing match.

What have you learned this week?

As a friendly reminder, it is important to keep our WILTW threads mostly related to nursing. It's okay to throw in personal life observations, as long as the main focus of discussion remains nursing. Be safe on this All Hallows' Eve, my friends. :) And all you ED peeps - I'm hoping for some really good lessons from you on Sunday!

Specializes in Pediatrics, Emergency, Trauma.

I learned:

I still learning about our policies with chemo kids; I was able to access the port, but doubted myself; however I was supported through the whole experience, which helped my self confidence and helped me be prepared for the next chemo kid and port that comes in.

I am confident in reporting MDs...this MD that I worked with the past two days bedside manner with some of the population borders on ethics violations and they think they're right. :madface:

Little boys still like me and have crushes on me. ;)

That I still have expertise in getting autistic children to take their medicine; even the ones that love to hit and kick!

And I have been granted to work 3-12s instead of 2-12s and 2-8s...best pre-Christmas gift, or rather, a wonderful Treat-I got a Swedish fish and chocolate miniature with a card celebrating the news. :D

Specializes in Acute Care Pediatrics.

I learned that no amount of incentive pay on the planet is enough to convince me to come in tonite to an understaffed unit, on a full moon, on halloween, on the time change. An extra hour? No thank you.

:Ghost:

I learned that DW and a deck of cards is better than internet.

3 days in a mountain cabin after 2 hellacious weeks makes me a better nurse.

I'm learning that some pts just aren't going to do well on dialysis.

That's pretty much all I can think of for now.

I just liked all of your posts!

I learned that I can turn the Personal Hotspot on my iPhone and be able to sync my HH computer in my car.

I learned that I still do a hell of an assessment, but the OASIS still slows me up.

I've learned that a daughter of a patient with copious diarrhea will always let the nurse change the diaper.

I've learned I'm cleared and I can start taking HH patients on my own. I need the money, so this is Good.

I've learned that I need an IV stat. I am so wiped out. I have great veins. Anyone?

Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
I've learned that I need an IV stat. I am so wiped out. I have great veins. Anyone?

Know of any nursing students who need a chance? Totally not kosher, but I work with a nurse with a nurse's dream for veins, and he let some of our nursing student coworkers try on him.

Know of any nursing students who need a chance? Totally not kosher, but I work with a nurse with a nurse's dream for veins, and he let some of our nursing student coworkers try on him.

Crackle or purp? I learned IV as a nurse, maybe about 15 years in, not as a student.

I'm game. You cannot miss my left antecub, it's right THERE.

I've learned that I'm sitting in front of said HH computer and it all looks like gibberish because I've had a brain shift since I've come home.

I've learned I want to go back and check out ixchel's post because I saw A Wrinkle in TIme reference, but brain shift, ya know.

I learned that Honda (as in the automobile dealer) does NOT fill prescriptions no matter how nicely the doctor asks...and that a doctor with a sense of humor is worth his weight in gold when the family makes me call him back 3 times to clarify discharge orders.

That I can handle getting pulled to a different unit where I don't know anyone, even if not one nurse, including the charge, could be bothered in 8 hours to say a word to me, makes me appreciate my regular co-workers even more :)

I've learned I was right about ellipses all along.

Thanks, Jensmom7!

Crackle or purp? I learned IV as a nurse, maybe about 15 years in, not as a student.

I'm game. You cannot miss my left antecub, it's right THERE.

And when you ask "Is this your first time?", I will just shake my head and pretend like I've done it before.

Specializes in Case mgmt., rehab, (CRRN), LTC & psych.

I learned that I wouldn't mind it if I never worked another day in my life, just as long as I had money to live off and ways to occupy my free time.

I've been off work for the past week and am enjoying it. I will be off work for one more week before I return. If I won the lottery or received a huge windfall, I'd occupy my time by traveling and changing my status to professional student.

Specializes in Hospice.
I've learned I was right about ellipses all along.

Thanks, Jensmom7!

Yes, yes you were...[emoji41]

Ok, how does one get more than one quote per post?? Tried everything I can think of, but I'm not doing it right. [emoji35]

Yes, yes you were...[emoji41]

Ok, how does one get more than one quote per post?? Tried everything I can think of, but I'm not doing it right. [emoji35]

There should be a multi quote feature.

I have it, but I don't use it. You can borrow mine!

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