1/9: What I learned this week - Worst. Vagina. EVER.

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I still can't believe it's January! Where did 2015 go?!

If your unit is like mine at all, brace yourselves.... Respiratory failure is coming. Out of 10 different patients since 1/1, I've had only one non-respiratory failure patient. Only two of those had sputum cultures with the same type of bug. That bug was a rare one for adults, too, so it's been fun, to say the least. All's fun and games until you get a patient who has no concept of covering a cough.

Regardless, Ixchel Medical Center and Chez Ixchel have both been full of lessons. Hard to narrow this week's list, but for the sake of people actually reaching the bottom of it, I did. [emoji5]️

This week, I have learned.....

1. I am fully convinced I have smelled the worst possible smelling lady parts.

2. Apparently I am a great big baby about getting invasive procedures done on me.

3. Receiving unsettling news about your health is much less unsettling when the doctor is hot.

4. Also, receiving unsettling news about your health gets easier to process emotionally with each new diagnosis.

5. It seriously sucks to clock out from caring for a whole unit of respiratory failure (half dead) patients only to come home to your smoker spouse.

6. The first couple of times you get asked, "Am I going to die?", it's a little creepy, until you have enough experience in nursing to be able to answer, "not on my watch!" with a reassuring smile, followed with, "you will be okay." But then, when someone actually does die on that admission, after asking repeatedly, it goes back to being creepy again.

7. My unit tends to be a bit wild, so staff turnover ends up being high. This changes the "personality" of night shift a lot, since the new to nursing newbies like night shift. I like the night shift personality right now and hope the newbies stay.

8. It still feels weird to be the most experienced nurse on a shift besides charge.

9. I might lose my shizz if we don't get psych on consult. As much as our hospitalists feel adequate to handle psych, they simply aren't.

10. You should have 1-2 people on your "speed dial" (hahaha!!! You guys remember speed dial?!) as your medical procedure go to people for those times you can't do medical procedures on yourself. (i.e. Stitches removal in hard to reach places.) (Thank you for that idea, Dogen!)

11. My primary care doesn't feel qualified to remove a mole from my shoulder because it's too big and looks like someone more specialized should do it. (This is the 5th item in this week's list related to this topic. I may need some tranquilizers, to stop thinking about this.)

12. I met my favorite patient ever. EVER. I want to take him home and name him Grandpa.

13. It's hard enough to stop being lazy after night shifts when I get an ideal schedule. When my schedule sucks, it's impossible. Seriously, ugh.

14. BEST THING EVER! (That may be an exaggeration.) Medscape sent out an article saying contact precautions for MRSA and VRE are no more effective at preventing transmission than standard/universal.

15. Our legal system may be corrupt, or be inefficient, but that doesn't mean a suspect is innocent.

Phish, anybody? (Don't worry, Farawyn, no one dies in this one.)

So, my loves, what have YOU learned this week?

1. I love being a nurse, but I mostly hate my job.

2. I am in graduate school and I cannot wait to be done.

3. I agree, where did 2015 go?

4. I often feel like I am wishing years of my life away...right now I cannot wait for July, 2017 and graduation.

5. Hating my job has nothing to do with providing patient care. It has everything to do with the powers that be who control how we get to provide patient care.

6. I have been an RN for almost 13 years, it just keeps getting worse.

7. I often wonder what it will be like when all of the expert nurses flee from hospitals? Who will care for us and our loved ones? Scary thought.

That's enough from me for tonight. I'm in a bit of a funk, if you can't tell.

Specializes in Telemetry.
Yes, it is indeed far easier to maintain a clean lady parts when you do not leave a snickers bar in there. (Or other variable perishable items.)

Why why why why why?

There are plenty of both brick and mortar places and online stores where proper "items" can be purchased that, if used properly and cleaned, won't melt or try to take root.

Okay maybe no pessary is available with HCP but for other "stuff" please use the right tool! ;)

Why why why why why?

There are plenty of both brick and mortar places and online stores where proper "items" can be purchased that, if used properly and cleaned, won't melt or try to take root.

Okay maybe no pessary is available with HCP but for other "stuff" please use the right tool! ;)

Schtuff

Very dissapointing to hear a health proffessional speak on a public forum like this using this language about a patient. Yes I understand that nurses can only speak with other nurses at times to ventilate their feelings and not appear unfeeling but really you should not put this in writing, it can be damaging to all nurses? I also wonder who on this site is monitoring the content, I may need to re-think my subscribing to this site.

Specializes in Telemetry.
Very dissapointing to hear a health proffessional speak on a public forum like this using this language about a patient. Yes I understand that nurses can only speak with other nurses at times to ventilate their feelings and not appear unfeeling but really you should not put this in writing, it can be damaging to all nurses? I also wonder who on this site is monitoring the content, I may need to re-think my subscribing to this site.

Lovely. Another non-nurse coming onto a website called "All Nurses" and telling us how we should behave.

Very dissapointing to hear a health proffessional speak on a public forum like this using this language about a patient. Yes I understand that nurses can only speak with other nurses at times to ventilate their feelings and not appear unfeeling but really you should not put this in writing, it can be damaging to all nurses? I also wonder who on this site is monitoring the content, I may need to re-think my subscribing to this site.

This is your first post?

Back "in" topic. Talking about the worst lady parts ever...

Specializes in Hospice.
Very dissapointing to hear a health proffessional speak on a public forum like this using this language about a patient. Yes I understand that nurses can only speak with other nurses at times to ventilate their feelings and not appear unfeeling but really you should not put this in writing, it can be damaging to all nurses? I also wonder who on this site is monitoring the content, I may need to re-think my subscribing to this site.

No, NURSES (well, most of them, anyway) get it.

Why in the world would you feel it appropriate, as a non-nurse, to set up an account, and your only post is to tell us how horrible we are, and you wonder why you "subscribed" to the site?

When I see stuff like this, I always wonder if these people would have the cojones to go to a physician forum and chastise them for venting.

Excuse me, I have been a nurse for many, many years, this comment really does explain to me the total lack of professional etiquette, interestingly I would like to ask why you may have thought I was not a nurse. Look forward to your reply.

AHHH...Life Experience...in NURSING?! Love it. I am new to AllNurses, brand new, and I can tell already that this will be a therapeutic relationship to boot, which is awesome by the way...

I learned that being fired from your first job sucks, big time, even with the "everything happens for a reason" attitude firmly in place

I learned that every thing that happens to me is ultimately my fault, even when it is obviously someone else's

I learned that unemployment is NOT for me, and if I don't find something soon I may break

Why the he!! is my house such a mess when I'm here alone all day???

Don't rent a house from a craigslist add without really checking the dude out, including calling the city/town clerk to verify that he actually owns the place. The state troopers may just knock on your door and inform you the real owner thinks you're a trespassing squatter and wants you OUT!

If the troopers do come to your door...answer wearing scrubs (this was not intentional, but he seemed much happier to encounter a nurse than a hippie in an old Grateful Dead t-shirt). On that note, the police officer cracking jokes at the 7-Eleven while you're wearing your scrubs is talking to you, he doesn't want to arrest you, those days are behind you

I've learned that the crap from 2015 is spilling into 2016 making for a rough start to this year...suck it up buttercup! Things will never get better unless you keep pushing through...

Did I mention that being fired from your first nursing job SUCKS??? It keeps me up at night, sometimes all night, and is trying hard to break me down. the "your competency is not an issue, you are a very good new nurse" comment from my manager who was kicking my a$$ to the curb is somehow comforting in this utterly lousy situation...

"Reach for the stars smack into the sky..."

"ALL GOOD THINGS IN ALL GOOD TIME"

If you dig it...enjoy, if not, it's cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9ANrWwkcM

AHHH...Life Experience...in NURSING?! Love it. I am new to AllNurses, brand new, and I can tell already that this will be a therapeutic relationship to boot, which is awesome by the way...

I learned that being fired from your first job sucks, big time, even with the "everything happens for a reason" attitude firmly in place

I learned that every thing that happens to me is ultimately my fault, even when it is obviously someone else's

I learned that unemployment is NOT for me, and if I don't find something soon I may break

Why the he!! is my house such a mess when I'm here alone all day???

Don't rent a house from a craigslist add without really checking the dude out, including calling the city/town clerk to verify that he actually owns the place. The state troopers may just knock on your door and inform you the real owner thinks you're a trespassing squatter and wants you OUT!

If the troopers do come to your door...answer wearing scrubs (this was not intentional, but he seemed much happier to encounter a nurse than a hippie in an old Grateful Dead t-shirt). On that note, the police officer cracking jokes at the 7-Eleven while you're wearing your scrubs is talking to you, he doesn't want to arrest you, those days are behind you

I've learned that the crap from 2015 is spilling into 2016 making for a rough start to this year...suck it up buttercup! Things will never get better unless you keep pushing through...

Did I mention that being fired from your first nursing job SUCKS??? It keeps me up at night, sometimes all night, and is trying hard to break me down. the "your competency is not an issue, you are a very good new nurse" comment from my manager who was kicking my a$$ to the curb is somehow comforting in this utterly lousy situation...

"Reach for the stars smack into the sky..."

"ALL GOOD THINGS IN ALL GOOD TIME"

If you dig it...enjoy, if not, it's cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9ANrWwkcM

Welcome.

Excuse me, I have been a nurse for many, many years, this comment really does explain to me the total lack of professional etiquette, interestingly I would like to ask why you may have thought I was not a nurse. Look forward to your reply.

I thought you weren't a nurse because of your lack of humor.

New to allnurses? Why don't you contribute instead of chastising?

If you are a nurse and you don't like the way things are here, why don't you BE the change instead of coming into a room and wagging your finger at a bunch of people you do not know?

Look forward to your reply.

This thread got put on AN's FB page . . . the title "Worst. lady parts. EVER". Not sure that this thread is a good idea for FB where lots of people besides nurses read.

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