1/9: What I learned this week - Worst. Vagina. EVER.

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I still can't believe it's January! Where did 2015 go?!

If your unit is like mine at all, brace yourselves.... Respiratory failure is coming. Out of 10 different patients since 1/1, I've had only one non-respiratory failure patient. Only two of those had sputum cultures with the same type of bug. That bug was a rare one for adults, too, so it's been fun, to say the least. All's fun and games until you get a patient who has no concept of covering a cough.

Regardless, Ixchel Medical Center and Chez Ixchel have both been full of lessons. Hard to narrow this week's list, but for the sake of people actually reaching the bottom of it, I did. [emoji5]️

This week, I have learned.....

1. I am fully convinced I have smelled the worst possible smelling lady parts.

2. Apparently I am a great big baby about getting invasive procedures done on me.

3. Receiving unsettling news about your health is much less unsettling when the doctor is hot.

4. Also, receiving unsettling news about your health gets easier to process emotionally with each new diagnosis.

5. It seriously sucks to clock out from caring for a whole unit of respiratory failure (half dead) patients only to come home to your smoker spouse.

6. The first couple of times you get asked, "Am I going to die?", it's a little creepy, until you have enough experience in nursing to be able to answer, "not on my watch!" with a reassuring smile, followed with, "you will be okay." But then, when someone actually does die on that admission, after asking repeatedly, it goes back to being creepy again.

7. My unit tends to be a bit wild, so staff turnover ends up being high. This changes the "personality" of night shift a lot, since the new to nursing newbies like night shift. I like the night shift personality right now and hope the newbies stay.

8. It still feels weird to be the most experienced nurse on a shift besides charge.

9. I might lose my shizz if we don't get psych on consult. As much as our hospitalists feel adequate to handle psych, they simply aren't.

10. You should have 1-2 people on your "speed dial" (hahaha!!! You guys remember speed dial?!) as your medical procedure go to people for those times you can't do medical procedures on yourself. (i.e. Stitches removal in hard to reach places.) (Thank you for that idea, Dogen!)

11. My primary care doesn't feel qualified to remove a mole from my shoulder because it's too big and looks like someone more specialized should do it. (This is the 5th item in this week's list related to this topic. I may need some tranquilizers, to stop thinking about this.)

12. I met my favorite patient ever. EVER. I want to take him home and name him Grandpa.

13. It's hard enough to stop being lazy after night shifts when I get an ideal schedule. When my schedule sucks, it's impossible. Seriously, ugh.

14. BEST THING EVER! (That may be an exaggeration.) Medscape sent out an article saying contact precautions for MRSA and VRE are no more effective at preventing transmission than standard/universal.

15. Our legal system may be corrupt, or be inefficient, but that doesn't mean a suspect is innocent.

Phish, anybody? (Don't worry, Farawyn, no one dies in this one.)

So, my loves, what have YOU learned this week?

Specializes in critical care.
Corollary: The specialties you were sure you wanted to work in turn out to be your least favorite clinical experiences.

I thought I wanted to go into peds or L&D. Guess which clinicals I hated the most?

I totally agree and had the exact same feelings.

Specializes in critical care.
This thread got put on AN's FB page . . . the title "Worst. lady parts. EVER". Not sure that this thread is a good idea for FB where lots of people besides nurses read.

Yeah.... I wonder who decides which to link there. There have been a few questionable choices lately. I feel bad because I'm honestly not trying to make nurses look like jerks. Fellow nurses might appreciate gallows humor, but the general public won't.

Eta - on the other hand, look how many new WILTW participants we have! Welcome, all! I'm loving the new "faces"!

Yeah.... I wonder who decides which to link there. There have been a few questionable choices lately. I feel bad because I'm honestly not trying to make nurses look like jerks. Fellow nurses might appreciate gallows humor, but the general public won't.

Eta - on the other hand, look how many new WILTW participants we have! Welcome, all! I'm loving the new "faces"!

There's been a lot of laughs as well as a lot of good info in this thread.

AS ALWAYS.

WILTW is an amazing thread, consistently. Thank you, ixchel.

Nothing wrong with nurses talking about lady partss.

Specializes in ICU/CCU; ER; Med/Surg; Hospice.

I've learned just how totally and completely exhausted I am after a 12 hour shift on a Hospice Inpatient unit. I give my all when I am at work. When I leave there is nothing left inside me.

I have learned not to be judgemental when a family member cannot be at the bedside of thier dying loved one. The reason does not matter.

I have learned never to say "never", as in I would "never" do........

I have learned that I really need to take quality time for myself. But how do I do that, when I work a full time job-3 days a week, a part time job- 1 day a week, (which at this time is financially necessary)have a house, a husband and a dog??

Specializes in critical care.
Very dissapointing to hear a health proffessional speak on a public forum like this using this language about a patient. Yes I understand that nurses can only speak with other nurses at times to ventilate their feelings and not appear unfeeling but really you should not put this in writing, it can be damaging to all nurses? I also wonder who on this site is monitoring the content, I may need to re-think my subscribing to this site.

Welcome to AN, Fiona.

First, the language I have used has not been about a patient. It has been about a lady parts. Colleagues speaking amongst colleagues view bodies as science, and people as people. If you could let go of your idea that we should never have observations unflattering of a body part, you might see that this thread has been as educational as it has been reflective.

AN is a great and anonymous place to share those thoughts and feelings that we largely hold to ourselves when we are at work, in the presence of coworkers and patients. Some of us do not make friends with coworkers, and lack the ability to share this stuff with other face to face nurses.

I'm sorry that my words have been offensive to you. I will say, though, that I am thankful I can let my hair down and share them here, though. I hope sharing my perspective with you here can help take away some of those offended feelings.

I've learned just how totally and completely exhausted I am after a 12 hour shift on a Hospice Inpatient unit. I give my all when I am at work. When I leave there is nothing left inside me.

I have learned not to be judgemental when a family member cannot be at the bedside of thier dying loved one. The reason does not matter.

I have learned never to say "never", as in I would "never" do........

I have learned that I really need to take quality time for myself. But how do I do that, when I work a full time job-3 days a week, a part time job- 1 day a week, (which at this time is financially necessary)have a house, a husband and a dog??

I work 2 jobs, too. It really is rough.

Specializes in critical care.
Excuse me, I have been a nurse for many, many years, this comment really does explain to me the total lack of professional etiquette, interestingly I would like to ask why you may have thought I was not a nurse. Look forward to your reply.

Because generally speaking, when one nurse speaks to another nurse about a body part, it has nothing to do with the patient as a person. Usually nurses "get" that.

Specializes in critical care.
AHHH...Life Experience...in NURSING?! Love it. I am new to AllNurses, brand new, and I can tell already that this will be a therapeutic relationship to boot, which is awesome by the way...

I learned that being fired from your first job sucks, big time, even with the "everything happens for a reason" attitude firmly in place

I learned that every thing that happens to me is ultimately my fault, even when it is obviously someone else's

I learned that unemployment is NOT for me, and if I don't find something soon I may break

Why the he!! is my house such a mess when I'm here alone all day???

Don't rent a house from a craigslist add without really checking the dude out, including calling the city/town clerk to verify that he actually owns the place. The state troopers may just knock on your door and inform you the real owner thinks you're a trespassing squatter and wants you OUT!

If the troopers do come to your door...answer wearing scrubs (this was not intentional, but he seemed much happier to encounter a nurse than a hippie in an old Grateful Dead t-shirt). On that note, the police officer cracking jokes at the 7-Eleven while you're wearing your scrubs is talking to you, he doesn't want to arrest you, those days are behind you

I've learned that the crap from 2015 is spilling into 2016 making for a rough start to this year...suck it up buttercup! Things will never get better unless you keep pushing through...

Did I mention that being fired from your first nursing job SUCKS??? It keeps me up at night, sometimes all night, and is trying hard to break me down. the "your competency is not an issue, you are a very good new nurse" comment from my manager who was kicking my a$$ to the curb is somehow comforting in this utterly lousy situation...

"Reach for the stars smack into the sky..."

"ALL GOOD THINGS IN ALL GOOD TIME"

If you dig it...enjoy, if not, it's cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9ANrWwkcM

Holy crap! You're having a really shizzy start to this year! Big hugs!!!! I hope you've found a place to stay And I hope your job options have been good ones! Stick around this place. It's a great place to connect.

Specializes in critical care.
There's been a lot of laughs as well as a lot of good info in this thread.

AS ALWAYS.

WILTW is an amazing thread, consistently. Thank you, ixchel.

Nothing wrong with nurses talking about lady partss.

I work 2 jobs, too. It really is rough.

I'm right there with ya :wacky:

Specializes in Urology, HH, med/Surg.
Excuse me, I have been a nurse for many, many years, this comment really does explain to me the total lack of professional etiquette, interestingly I would like to ask why you may have thought I was not a nurse. Look forward to your reply.

Because historically, on this site, the level of judgement & 'holier than thou' attitude you displayed- and on your 1st post, no less- usually comes from non-nurses &/or nursing students. AKA people who have no idea what actually being a nurse is like,

I can speak for myself- and probably a great number of the nurses that post on these WILTW threads- when I say that, at work, our game faces are on and our professionalism is intact. However, off duty, on an anonymous forum- not so much.

This is where we come together to share our experiences. Good, bad & ugly. And rare is the day that I don't learn a little something, which to me, is an important part of being a good nurse.

It's important for us to have a place to vent, have others in similar situations commiserate & offer support and suggestions on how to cope so we can go back out tomorrow to do & see the difficult things we're required to do.

I've explained this to laypeople & students before...I think you're the first 'long time' nurse. One would think you'd understand, even if you don't agree.

And yes, if you keep your professional guard up 24/7, you might want to reconsider your subscription. Or at least stay away from the WILTW threads.

Specializes in Orthopedics, Med-Surg.
Very dissapointing to hear a health proffessional speak on a public forum like this using this language about a patient. Yes I understand that nurses can only speak with other nurses at times to ventilate their feelings and not appear unfeeling but really you should not put this in writing, it can be damaging to all nurses? I also wonder who on this site is monitoring the content, I may need to re-think my subscribing to this site.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, Fiona.

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