8/22 What I learned this week....

Published

This week, I have learned...

1. I've decided to keep a tally of most critical labs in one admission, starting today (not including renal failure patients): hgb, glucose, potassium, chloride, PT and INR

2. Farawyn's what I learned thread was way cooler than mine are.

Adding an 80s song makes any thread way cooler.

3. Don't trust a 0600 portable chest X-ray to tell you if pulling a chest tube at 1600 is a good idea. It really sucks to tell someone they have a pneumo still.

4. If someone has q4h benzos and opiates, bring both when they ask for one because they'll just ask for the other after you've already run to the med room twice for them.

5. When someone's paracentesis site is still actively dripping rather steadily, it makes me want to squeeze that sucker and see how far I can shoot the fluid out.

6. This week, it actually was sarcoidosis.

7. I know what sarcoidosis is now.

Sarcoidosis sucks.

8. Doctors really need to stop saying, "we're going to go ahead and discharge you," without adding, "this afternoon", especially when they know full well they won't be putting in discharges anytime soon.

9. I think I've realized that the best docs we have actually enjoy my unit the best because they chart there.

My list is boring this week. :(

What have you learned?

Specializes in critical care.

I'm thinking it's gotta be pricey, too.

(Scurries off to google....)

Specializes in critical care.

OMG. Look up "side-pocket" on urban dictionary.

Specializes in Addictions Nursing, LTC.
OMG. Look up "side-pocket" on urban dictionary.

I've written like 10 comments and erased them. I'll just leave it at wow, way more popular than I thought!

OMG. Look up "side-pocket" on urban dictionary.

Oh my stars. It's a thing. It's so much of a thing that it actually has a name.

Specializes in Hospice.
OMG. Look up "side-pocket" on urban dictionary.

WHY do I feel compelled to follow suggestions like this? I know that anything found on urban dictionary has the potential to scar one for life.

I'll just be behind the sofa, in a fetal position. 😱

Oh my stars. It's a thing. It's so much of a thing that it actually has a name.

Between this and "vajazzled" , purp has had quite the week!

Specializes in critical care.
Between this and "vajazzled" , purp has had quite the week!

Poor purp :(

Specializes in Stepdown, PCCN.
WHY do I feel compelled to follow suggestions like this? I know that anything found on urban dictionary has the potential to scar one for life.

I'll just be behind the sofa, in a fetal position. 😱

Make room for me behind the sofa.

I also scrolled down the Google search page and ended up on a forum, with pics, that now has me wishing for some eyeball bleach.

Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
WHY do I feel compelled to follow suggestions like this? I know that anything found on urban dictionary has the potential to scar one for life.

I'll just be behind the sofa, in a fetal position. ������

Room for one more behind that sofa? And who's got the Zofran to hand out?

Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
WHY do I feel compelled to follow suggestions like this? I know that anything found on urban dictionary has the potential to scar one for life.

I'll just be behind the sofa, in a fetal position. 😱

Don't look up what truffle butter means. It's a song by Nikki Minja & I just now discovered its meaning. LOL. O.O

Between this and "vajazzled" , purp has had quite the week!

You have no compassion on my poor nerves.

Don't look up what truffle butter means. It's a song by Nikki Minja & I just now discovered its meaning. LOL. O.O

Between that and the "side pocket," I need eye AND brain bleach!

+ Join the Discussion