8/22 What I learned this week....

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This week, I have learned...

1. I've decided to keep a tally of most critical labs in one admission, starting today (not including renal failure patients): hgb, glucose, potassium, chloride, PT and INR

2. Farawyn's what I learned thread was way cooler than mine are.

Adding an 80s song makes any thread way cooler.

3. Don't trust a 0600 portable chest X-ray to tell you if pulling a chest tube at 1600 is a good idea. It really sucks to tell someone they have a pneumo still.

4. If someone has q4h benzos and opiates, bring both when they ask for one because they'll just ask for the other after you've already run to the med room twice for them.

5. When someone's paracentesis site is still actively dripping rather steadily, it makes me want to squeeze that sucker and see how far I can shoot the fluid out.

6. This week, it actually was sarcoidosis.

7. I know what sarcoidosis is now.

Sarcoidosis sucks.

8. Doctors really need to stop saying, "we're going to go ahead and discharge you," without adding, "this afternoon", especially when they know full well they won't be putting in discharges anytime soon.

9. I think I've realized that the best docs we have actually enjoy my unit the best because they chart there.

My list is boring this week. :(

What have you learned?

Specializes in critical care.
So dead it can't be found. Guess that means once again I missed a few "good" (read: weird, eyebrow raising yet slightly entertaining) posts.

No, this one was just bad. Nothing good.

Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
No, this one was just bad. Nothing good.

No, it was good. ixchel is just not happy with it because it came over into this post. That's a new one!

Indeed.

Another fun task: Yanker suction tips work well to clean up copious amounts of mucous liquid stool.

So much genius. Did you get any *** looks from anyone?

HAHAHA.. I feel like the way threads die tends to last longer and be more agonizing. Like that "I'm a sexless nurse" thread.. :no:

They die for weeks, YEARS even, and then come back as a vengeful and horrible zombie. Or something worse. What's worse than a zombie?

Specializes in Hospice.
They die for weeks, YEARS even, and then come back as a vengeful and horrible zombie. Or something worse. What's worse than a zombie?

A sexless nurse zombie?? 😈😇

Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
They die for weeks, YEARS even, and then come back as a vengeful and horrible zombie. Or something worse. What's worse than a zombie?

A zombie colostitute? (Thanks for the word, Christy1019!)

Specializes in critical care.
A zombie colostitute? (Thanks for the word, Christy1019!)

Okay now I'm dying to know how much a colostitute would charge.

Specializes in Pediatric.
Okay now I'm dying to know how much a colostitute would charge.

Me too. I also can not for the life of me, figure out who would do that. Or who would allow someone to do that to them. I'm truly baffled.

Specializes in Behavioral Health.
Okay now I'm dying to know how much a colostitute would charge.

I don't like to judge, but at the point people are paying to have sex with a stoma... I'm guessing not much.

Specializes in Stepdown, PCCN.
I don't like to judge, but at the point people are paying to have sex with a stoma... I'm guessing not much.

Maybe it's a fetish thing and demands top dollar?

Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
Maybe it's a fetish thing and demands top dollar?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. :p

Specializes in Behavioral Health.
Maybe it's a fetish thing and demands top dollar?

It is a more limited commodity...

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