Valuable life lessons from an ER nurse....

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Don't do drugs. Or drink.

Specializes in Geriatrics, ER, case management.

Get your own pregnancy test.

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Specializes in ED.

know your prescribed medications

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Specializes in NICU, Trauma, Oncology.

Fully restrain your child and close the door before placing the vehicle in reverse.

Shoulder belts are made for a reason. Use them.

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Specializes in EMT since 92, Paramedic since 97, RN and PHRN 2021.
Classic: Get out of my ER.

Ahhhh the formation of the acronym GOMER = Get Outta My E R!

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Where are your pants?

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Specializes in Emergency Department.

That doesn't go in there.

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If your drugged/drunk friend is unresponsive, bring them in! Forget about whether you'll be in trouble or not!

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Specializes in Emergency Department.

Do not mimic Evel Knievel.

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Can you use a condom?

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You're doing great! Hold still!

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Specializes in Education.

Nausea is a side effect.

Chronic pain isn't life threatening.

You call the specialist yet?

Same issue as yesterday, right?

Five months? So what's different?

Welcome, traveller. Drink more water.

Soda isn't water. Water's water.

This is a tiny needle!

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No drinking and no eating.

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