Valuable life lessons from an ER nurse....

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Mine:

Don't do drugs. Or drink.

Laughter is the best medicine.

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Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

COPD: a terrible way to die. (Quit smoking now!)

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Specializes in ICU Stepdown.

Just give me the pee!!!

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Don't Like doesn't equal allergic

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psych meds decrease ER beds

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Spice is only for food.

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Specializes in Emergency/Trauma/Critical Care Nursing.
That Guy said:
Its in my butt.

??? Now I'm curious, what exactly is in your butt? Lol

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Specializes in Emergency Department.

My job is thwarting Darwin.

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Specializes in Emergency Department.

Never underestimate a toddler.

Children + medicine cabinet = bad

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Specializes in Emergency Department.

"No glove? No love."

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
Don't cut off your member.

Apparently this happens more often than I thought the first time I had a patient who had done this.

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ONE chief complaint please! (I can keep going)

People, buy a thermometer

ER= EMERGENCY

Code status for >95 please

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