UGH TEACHERS

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science teacher sends a student in because she thinks he has bilateral ear infection and a "raging" fever cause his cheeks are bright red. Okay sarcastic nurse coming out.."Hi Miss science teacher I have your student in front of me...his face is bright red from running around outside, and he said his ears don't even hurt . so now Im wondering why do YOU think I need to check his ears instead of him being in science class being taught by you?"

Oh you heard his mother is home sick (mom is a teacher and is playing hooky) and there for HE has a bilateral ear infection? oh, okay, I am not checking his ears. If yYOU think he should have his ears checked, please call his mother explain WHO YOU ARE and why you want his ears checked.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hurt people hurt. You have been pardoned.

I'm sorry, but no.

We must break the cycle.

The restraints stay.

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

Had a rough school trip last week to Great Wolf Lodge, then a snow day yesterday. My biggest save was our AP subbed for PE and decided dodge ball would be fun. We'll just leave it at a precious snowflake was bruised today.

:roflmao: you guys are hilarious.
Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
I'm sorry, but no.

We must break the cycle.

The restraints stay.

As much as I love your avatar, I feel it may need to be changed to that infamous nurse from 1972.

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
As much as I love your avatar, I feel it may need to be changed to that infamous nurse from 1972.

Nurse Ratched or Hot Lips Houlihan?

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

The former. The latter was plain famous. Thank God for army issue sweaters.

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
The former.

She's a hot one.

The former. The latter was plain famous. Thank God for army issue sweaters.

*sticks you in restraints for good measure*

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That used to be your avatar.

That used to be your avatar.

I like Colleen McMurphy.

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

Was she the nurse on Emergency!, also?

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