Things you would love to say to your fellow nursing students!

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Along the lines of the first thread, "Things you would love to say to your nursing instructors" I thought this would be a great thread to start. I've since graduated LVN but there was one main thing I wanted to say to some students in my class.

Will you people in the back row please stop talking! I swear that today I can still hear their motormouths running! :chuckle

When I am in the RN bridge I will come back and post some more. I'm sure some of you have something to get off your chest. Come on and unload here! :)

Specializes in Float.

to the girl who insisted we carpool during my first semester -- i started to ignore your calls and give you the cold shoulder because i was pregnant, you drove with your knees with a cup of hot tea between your thighs, your phone in one hand and a cigarette in the other, and there was a rotting shrimp cocktail on the floor of your car.

:lol2: hilarious!

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No you can't stick an object in the rectum instead of your finger when inserting a suppository!

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Specializes in Neuroscience.

Dear fellow student: Stop holding the rest of the group up post-conference clinical with boring stories about your kids, husband, mother, sister's boyfriend's cousin's hairdresser. We've been here for 8 hours and I wanna go home, and you keep prolonging the conversation with unnecessary stories. ****!!!!!

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OMG!!!! Please stop whinning about how you have it so hard and you can't study WHY!!!!!!!! You are staying with your parents ,no kids,husband or a job! Try to study with a 7 year old who will not take off his too little spiderman halloween costume from 3 years terrorizing the his 10 year old sister who just started her period and is hormonal not to mention the 4 year old cry baby and the 3 year old who is half way potty trained and brings me her poop in her hands because she couldn't make it to the potty in time and all this time the husband is on his Xbox 360 Live online playing battlefield 3 demo and has tuned everybody out and this is just one night out of 4 the other three nights I am at work from 7pm-7am as a tech on a pulmonary floor dodging luggies flying out of trachs for 12 hours.TRY STUDING THEN matter of fact lets trade then you can really see how hard it is to study you spoiled brats!!!!!! (MAN THAT FELT GOOD LMBO)

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OMG!!!! Please stop whinning about how you have it so hard and you can't study WHY!!!!!!!! You are staying with your parents ,no kids,husband or a job! Try to study with a 7 year old who will not take off his too little spiderman halloween costume from 3 years terrorizing the his 10 year old sister who just started her period and is hormonal not to mention the 4 year old cry baby and the 3 year old who is half way potty trained and brings me her poop in her hands because she couldn't make it to the potty in time and all this time the husband is on his Xbox 360 Live online playing battlefield 3 demo and has tuned everybody out and this is just one night out of 4 the other three nights I am at work from 7pm-7am as a tech on a pulmonary floor dodging luggies flying out of trachs for 12 hours.TRY STUDING THEN matter of fact lets trade then you can really see how hard it is to study you spoiled brats!!!!!! (MAN THAT FELT GOOD LMBO)

THAT was one heck of a sentence! :yeah:

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Just because you see a nurse on our floor at clinical do something 'differently' then the way we taught, it DOES NOT MEAN SHE IS DOING IT WRONG!!! Different hopsitals, different protocols. Yeah it would be SUCH a good idea to interject while she is performing a procedure to tell her she's doing it wrong :icon_roll

and if you have a problem with someone, tell THEM. dont' go to a higher power (not God! ;)) and tattle.. address the individual first if you have a problem. you will burn some very big bridges if you don't go this route.

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Specializes in Med-Surg, NICU.

After reading a few of these comments, I hope that I don't have some of you for nurses. That stick up your orifice needs to be removed.

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After reading a few of these comments, I hope that I don't have some of you for nurses. That stick up your orifice needs to be removed.

chill. we're just venting here. ;)

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After reading a few of these comments, I hope that I don't have some of you for nurses. That stick up your orifice needs to be removed.

Let's not take the fun out of this thread please!!!!!

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stop interrupting the instructor during lecture!!! no one cares that your husband's, uncle's, daughter's, best friend's, brother's, friend had the same disease we are currently covering!! you are taking way our time to learn!

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Specializes in PD,Nxstage,hemo.
OMG!!!! Please stop whinning about how you have it so hard and you can't study WHY!!!!!!!! You are staying with your parents ,no kids,husband or a job! Try to study with a 7 year old who will not take off his too little spiderman halloween costume from 3 years terrorizing the his 10 year old sister who just started her period and is hormonal not to mention the 4 year old cry baby and the 3 year old who is half way potty trained and brings me her poop in her hands because she couldn't make it to the potty in time and all this time the husband is on his Xbox 360 Live online playing battlefield 3 demo and has tuned everybody out and this is just one night out of 4 the other three nights I am at work from 7pm-7am as a tech on a pulmonary floor dodging luggies flying out of trachs for 12 hours.TRY STUDING THEN matter of fact lets trade then you can really see how hard it is to study you spoiled brats!!!!!! (MAN THAT FELT GOOD LMBO)

This one has me laughing so hard I'm in tears.:lol2:

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*This thread is so awesome, LOL!*

To the fellow student that always comes to class 20 minutes late, and gets up every 20 minutes for a "break" and constantly brags that you are too bored to pay attention to anything being said in class, NO you cannot borrow a copy of my notes the day before we take our mid-term. I spent HOURS with my head in a book to get those notes, and countless hours studying. I suggest you do the same.

To the weird guy giving the girl in the corner all the answers to the test, I hope you both fail your NCLEX. No one likes a cheater, and if dishonesty is your mentality, you definitely do not need to be a nurse.

To half of my current class, SHUT UP! You wonder why the teacher always seems to be "in a bad mood", I guess so, half of you have no respect to shut up and listen to her when she's giving a lecture. SOME of us would like to learn, thanks.

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