10 things you hate to hear your surgeon say

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First off, I'm new to the site, but boy do I love being here!! Lots of things to read and think about!!

Here is one we came up with in our OR. It started out being a top 10 list, but quickly grew. Please add in your own!

Things you hate to hear your surgeon say.

1.That "sound" arterial!!

2. Sh*t!! Suction!!!

3. Uh.....Mike, who's following me this morning?

4. Call my office and cancel today.

5. (loud snaping sound) "You might want to get the cerclage cables for me."

6. ER's on the phone.............

You get the idea. Jump in. You OR nurses should be really good at this.

July 1st! New residents!

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okay, all stitched-up.......woops, wonder where this goes.....

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I'm sooooo tired I can hardly see straight

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S*#T, i lost one of my contacts

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Specializes in ICU.

This goes with that and this goes with that - I think

I never could work out jigsaw puzzles

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Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

"hmm i seem to have leftover parts here. Wonder where i should put them"

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Oh, you guys are having a quiet night?...

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Specializes in ICU.

The worst all time sound in the OR

Sproingggggg!

And you know you are in trouble when your worst fear is that that sound was the elastic in the surgeon' spants letting go.

It happened - Male surgeon - female nurses

Surgeon ended up yelling "Will one of you lot stop laughing long enough to pick my pants up off the floor for me????"

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"Do you know where I put it?"

"Doesn't it go over there?"

:balloons:

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Heard this one just two days ago

" I havent tried this before and dont know if it'll work". IT DIDENT!

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Specializes in ER.

gwenith, that was priceless. :D

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

"Oh, SH*T!! Put the patient to sleep NOW"

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