The struggle from a student who's mom is the school nurse :)

[loveschoolnursing]

Today is the Puberty Lesson for my DAUGHTER's class. I know it should be no different than any other class.......But C'mon now!! It just is!!!!!

My daughter gives me "guidelines" today as to what I can and can't say. She says "mom do not use the word MENSTRUATION, its just weird"

And then she says " And don't mention a word about MY PERIOD!!!"

What kind of mom do you think I am?!!!! Geesh give me some credit! I am not going to start the class with "Ok class, everyone look at my daughter Suzie, because she is having her period RIGHT NOW!!!. Suzie tell us a little bit about how your feeling..... Bloated? "

:)

[loveschoolnursing]

Well, it went OK. I have never had so many giggling girls. You would have thought I gave them all laughing gas before the puberty video.The video mentions the word "breasts" and they are rolling on the floor. CMON NOW!!!!!

[Farawyn]

Well, it went OK. I have never had so many giggling girls. You would have thought I gave them all laughing gas before the puberty video.The video mentions the word "breasts" and they are rolling on the floor. CMON NOW!!!!!

Shoulda called them "boobies" and lady parts a "ladyflower". For more giggles.

[Nurse Leigh]

Shoulda called them "boobies" and lady parts a "ladyflower". For more giggles.

And "man root" for member? :sly:

[loveschoolnursing]

Shoulda called them "boobies" and lady parts a "ladyflower". For more giggles.

I would have pushed them over the edge!!! When I passed out the pad samples, the girls were acting like it was a bomb that was about to explode. Nobody wanted to touch the pad!!

[Flare, ASN, BSN]

for some reason that brought back memories of my childhood puberty video and the girl's mom making a uterus and ovaries out of pancake batter...

[Farawyn]

Imagine OldDude teaching this class...?

[zombieghoast]

Imagine OldDude teaching this class...?

"Boys. Your memberes will stop working after a certain age... Be sure to use it as much as possible till then"

That's how I imagine it.

[Farawyn]

"Boys. Your memberes will stop working after a certain age... Be sure to use it as much as possible till then"

That's how I imagine it.

*spit take*

Bwahahhahahaaa!! Cannot stop laughing!

[kidzcare]

"Boys. Your memberes will stop working after a certain age... Be sure to use it as much as possible till then"

That's how I imagine it.

However, if you wear RED, it will work much longer. Take my word as gospel or ask Petunia. *mic drop*

[rbytsdy]

I was doing my student teaching last year for my certification and my 5th grader was terrified I'd be assigned to the puberty talk. Poor kid....

[Davey Do]

"Boys. Your memberes will stop working after a certain age... Be sure to use it as much as possible till then"

Check.

Ernest Hemingway believed every man had a predetermined number of ejaculations.

Perhaps the Old Dude and I have met our quota...

Anyway- When I was a Kid, I read the "The Snows of Kilimanjaro" where it said blindness and insanity were a byproduct of masturbation. That scared me. Until a Friend told me that masturbation was universal.

"What is 'universal' ?" I asked.

"Everybody does it", he replied.

I was instantly relieved.

You see, that was in the days before there was sex education in the school. We had to learn about sex from the streets.

My Dad never taught me how to love. He wouldn't even give me money so I could go out on the streets and buy love.

One time, I did ask him for some money to buy a bottle of wine.

He said, "No! I'll only give you a dollar!

I said, "Good! Then I'll buy two bottles!"

Of wine.

Because that's how much it cost.

Fifty cents a bottle...

Is this thing on?

[Farawyn]

It's okay, folks. Davey Do Does this sometimes. He thinks he's an Old Vaudevillian Comedian, performing in the Catskills.

Only one of those adjectives is correct.