The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

Time for me to toddle off to bed....I have some students to eat in the morning.

Specializes in Gerontology.

Their iz only one h in intuleckshul.

Aw, ur goin all intuhleckshul on us!

We need simple show tunes....or are you discriminating against us now?

And teeth. After reading all the fomite stuff on this thread, I'm certain they have sharp teeth. Sharp green teeth.

Do fomites only eat nursing students or do fomites also eat their own young fomites?

Craziest fomite I've ever seen had wings... for real.

Red wings...

With black dots...

Yes, it was a lady bug infestation...

On the peds floor, no less...

Were you at my hospital?? We had a room blocked for the longest time because of lady bugs...

(Broadway is my life)...... or should I say DDDRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

It's soooooo not fair that you can't find a job on Broadway! I bet they just don't know how much you want it!!!

Specializes in CICU.

Fantastic, now I've got "Edelweiss" in my head - Christopher Plummer was so dreamy in that movie...

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.

It's soooooo not fair that you can't find a job on Broadway! I bet they just don't know how much you want it!!!

But I do want it! I do, I do, I DO!!!!!

And I will find a job...because it is my DREAM!!!!111!!!1!!

It really doesn't matter that I have NO discernable talent.....I know if I want it badly enough and pray long enough and hard enough to every known deity...that one day....

I WILL BE A STAR ON BROADWAY!!!!:thankya:

the diva!

Specializes in Med Surg.
Time for me to toddle off to bed....I have some students to eat in the morning.
Make sure to get us their user names when they come here to complain about you. :)
Specializes in Cardiac Nursing.

Wow, I can't believe this thread has gotten to almost 1200 posts. I stop in to read when I need I pick me up (which is often now a days).

Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.

You are getting ready to move across country to a well known beach community ... One would think that you would learn how to SPELL that city's name ...... Especially when it is an incredibly easy name.(psst. Cocoa not Coco)

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
You are getting ready to move across country to a well known beach community ... One would think that you would learn how to SPELL that city's name ...... Especially when it is an incredibly easy name.(psst. Cocoa not Coco)

One would think that wouldn't one????

However, after reading some of the posts over the last few years, carolladybelle, does it really suprise you?

How about "I past my NCLEX"

or the ever popular HIPPA.............................one would think that if you are referencing an act that has to do with one's chosen profession, ie the health care industry, one would learn the appropriate intials....not to mention just what that act actually entails.

Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.

True, Some days, I merely read the thread titles, and feel like weeping for the future.

Specializes in School Nursing.
Craziest fomite I've ever seen had wings... for real.

Red wings...

With black dots...

Yes, it was a lady bug infestation...

On the peds floor, no less...

Right outside my child's room...

Cute little fomites, they were... thousands upon thousands of little, flying fomites.

Aww. I want a cute ladybug fomite. Maybe along with the scrub line we can develop a toy line. Get your own stuffed fomite to hug and love and trade with your friends! (Fomite sharing...shudder)

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