The Mockery of Nursing

[Old.Timer]

Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

[diva rn, BSN, RN]

I call Strumpet! I'm a mezzo soprano...time for some others to "chime" in :)

I am more of a "Broadway Belter"...and I call Trollop!

(Broadway is my life)...... or should I say DDDRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

[diva rn, BSN, RN]

Can I be a strumpet who plays a trumpet?

That's right out of Gypsy.....if you want to bump it, bump it with a Trumpet!

[Pepper The Cat, BSN, RN]

"The HILLS are alive, with the SOUND of FOMITES........""How do you SOLVE a problem like V-R-E???? How do you CATCH a germ and PIN IT DOWN??"rofl...and I'm not even into the wine!

You drink wine! You are not fit to be a nurse!Who ya gonna call?germ busters!An invisible germ, hiding on your hands Who ya gonna call?Germ busters!

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

"When you're a GERM you're a germ all the way

From your FIRST pus-filled cyst

to your LAST dyin' day....."

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

You drink wine! You are not fit to be a nurse!

Oh, darlin', I'm told that from time to time on these very boards, and lately it seems I'm OOZING resentment EVERYWHERE! LOL.....

[Pepper The Cat, BSN, RN]

Oh, darlin', I'm told that from time to time on these very boards, and lately it seems I'm OOZING resentment EVERYWHERE! LOL.....

You is my new drinking buddy!I dreamed a dream of time gone by!When pts were few and staff was plentyI dreamed a dream that never diesOf lots of money and no short staffing!But the budgets cuts come at night,With their cuts so deep and plenty

[Pepper The Cat, BSN, RN]

Sorry my iPad is formatting things weirdly!

[Teacher Sue]

To post, or not to post, that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outraged students,

Or to take arms against the crusty old bats,

And by posting what we really think, enrage them:

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

You is my new drinking buddy!I dreamed a dream of time gone by!When pts were few and staff was plentyI dreamed a dream that never diesOf lots of money and no short staffing!But the budgets cuts come at night,With their cuts so deep and plenty

LOL....but I can't recognize the tune! What is it?

[Pepper The Cat, BSN, RN]

I dreamed a dream from Lez Miz.Susan Boyle also sings it

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

To post, or not to post, that is the question:

Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer

The Slings and Arrows of outraged students,

Or to take Arms against the crusty old bats,

And by posting enrage them:

Aw, ur goin all intuhleckshul on us!

We need simple show tunes....or are you discriminating against us now?

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

I dreamed a dream from Lez Miz.Susan Boyle also sings it

AH! Yes....my bad!