The last thing you want to hear when you get to work

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"Thank GOD you are here! This has been the night from the deepest depths of Dante's hell!"

"Oh you got rm 111? He hasn't stopped having diarrhea all night!"

"Can you take report early?"

"Ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring...ring..." (phone or call bell or both at the same time!)

"There is a family member on the phone of the patient that was admitted 15 minutes ago that you are going to have today."

"Sorry but you have two admits coming."

"Sorry for the assignment."

"Don't kill me for the assignment!"

"You don't have a tech/CNA/PCT"

"Can you call the doc on this troponin of 2.37?"

"Your first of four units of blood will be ready in 15 minutes"

"Sorry about the insulin drip"

"We have a lot of precaution patients"

"The floor is so heavy!"

*Utter silence as everyone is too busy to even make eye contact when you walk on the floor*

"Code One/Blue!"

"You have room 112? She's a total PITA"

"We can't get a sitter for your patient"

"Joint Commission is here."

Specializes in Intermediate care.

I came on yesterday night and ran into one of my coworkers on the way up in the elevator. She had been working the day shift, i was on for nights. She had a pair of wrist restraints in her hands.

my only word to her was "GRRRREAT"

she gives me a half smile and says "Oh yes..."

It's bad when the doctor (DVM) meets you at the back door and says "I'm so glad that you are here. I cannot get an IV catheter in a big mixed breed dog". I get there and see a large dog flat out on the gurney, anemic, breathing poorly with poor blood pressure. I got a 16 guage in it the second try. It was big enough to give the euthanasia solution. The dog had an abdominal tumor (spleen) that had ruptured.

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"give me me *blippity blip* meds -now!"

(and it's not a patient screaming that)

:smokin:

are you trying to kill me?

Specializes in Medical.
You're being mandated. :rolleyes:

I've seen this a couple of times now - what does it mean?

Specializes in Acute Mental Health.

It means you're being forced to stay an extra shift. You have no say in it unless you don't need or want your job. It sucks really really bad.

Specializes in Medical.

Thanks for that. And, um, hell to the no! And there I was thinking the short shifts, split shifts and broken shifts the government are threatening to bring in were bad :rolleyes:

Here's another thing I love to hear when I come on: "You didn't see a tall man with a frame/elderly woman in a hospital gown/young girl trailing blood from a snapped IV as you came in? Oh dear. He/she's yours and I can't find him/her. I guess you'll have to notify the unit, call the family and notify the police."

Specializes in LTC.

When you don't see or hear anyone and the crash cart is missing.

Specializes in Surgical, quality,management.

talaxandra as a single woman with no ties to Melbourne if split shifts short shifts and poor pay raises come in I am out of here! I love Melbourne but more chance of snow in Feb!!!

Specializes in Medical.

I hear you, K+MgSO4 - that's why there'll be industrial action come November. Again.

I work NiCU.

...they are coding your patient in 34, don't worry about listening for report, just go to the bedside

...your patient in 12 has a sedated MRI at 0730 (it's 0710) he had a float nurse last night, I don't know if anythings been done, or if there's consent

....they say his abstinence scores are always high, but he was a perfect angel for me last night, he slept all 12 hours!

Specializes in ICU, Telemetry.

The family just revoked Bed 4's DNR, they want everything done (on someone who's endstage everything, agonal breathing, SBP of 78, and having increasingly prolonged periods of apnea...)

Specializes in Medical.

"Talaxandra's off sick."

Oh, no, wait - that's what my colleagues hate to hear!

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