Something To Brighten Your Day.

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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. ~James H.

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. ~Author UnknownBoren

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. ~Francis O'Walsh

Medicine is the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. ~James Bryce, 1914

Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~Jan King

"Thank God--every morning when you get up--that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundred virtues which the idle never know."

~ Charles Kingsley ~

Man is a creature composed of countless millions of cells: a microbe is composed of only one, yet throughout the ages the two have been in ceaseless conflict. ~A.B. Christie

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. ~Dag Hammarskjold

Nursing is an art: and if it is to be made an art, it requires an exclusive devotion as hard a preparation, as any painter's or sculptor's work; for what is the having to do with dead canvas or dead marble, compared with having to do with the living body, the temple of God's spirit? It is one of the Fine Arts: I had almost said, the finest of Fine Arts. ~Florence Nightingale

"To the world you may be just somebody, but to somebody you may just be the world."

~ Author Unknown ~

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:rotfl: i like the one about the mammogram!

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Specializes in Case mgmt., rehab, (CRRN), LTC & psych.

Very humorous! :chuckle

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Specializes in special needs: children, afc.

thanks for starting this... everyone could use an extra smile or two; i looked for one here and found it... hope it keeps going...

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"A Statesman is merely a dead politician, what Washington needs is more Statesmen".

Author Unknown

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Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~Jan King

About peed my my pants when i read this lol.

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Very nice! :chuckle

Thanks!

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"A Statesman is merely a dead politician, what Washington needs is more Statesmen".

Author Unknown

:chuckle

I would make a comment...but what if they are listening....:p

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.
:chuckle

I would make a comment...but what if they are listening....:p

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Here's an old Mark Twain quote that never fails to make me smile: "Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to."

:)

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Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

Very cute, but this does belong in the Break Room.

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Specializes in PeriOp, ICU, PICU, NICU.

The mammogram one was too cute!

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Loved the mammogram.

How about to nursing humor?

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