So I am sitting here...

[Tait]

across from a patient room who has his door open due to be a little on the "odd" side. Every few hours he lifts his knee up and rips off a huge fart which reverberates nicely off the rubber mattresses.

Good times.

Tait

[Purple_Scrubs, BSN, RN]

Maybe he is just blowing you kisses (to use my DH's disgusting logic!)

[caliotter3]

This thread rates right up there on being one of AN's best, both in content and in execution!

[leslie :-D]

Maybe he is just blowing you kisses (to use my DH's disgusting logic!)

wow!

if those are kisses, i'd sure hate to see him 'score'.

ew....

leslie:)

[CrazierThanYou]

Thanks for the laugh! That was great!

I could actually form a picture in my head

[Poi Dog]

across from a patient room who has his door open due to be a little on the "odd" side. Every few hours he lifts his knee up and rips off a huge fart which reverberates nicely off the rubber mattresses.

Good times.

Tait

My stomach hurts from :lol2: :lol2: long time.... :redpinkhe

[annacnatorn]

Trying to manually disimpact himself huh? Don't you just hate it when patients are caught masturbating and say it's something else? LOL. If I was the receiving nurse, I am so not shaking his hand upon introducing myself and I'd be better off putting the pulse oximeter elsewhere.

Never ever shake the hand of a man with :) on his face! You might just get..:eek:

[GoECU]

across from a patient room who has his door open due to be a little on the "odd" side. Every few hours he lifts his knee up and rips off a huge fart which reverberates nicely off the rubber mattresses.

Good times.

Tait

:lol2::lol2:I can't help but smile!

[teeniebert, LPN]

Sort of off topic, but we have a resident who is 'pleasantly confused' most of the time. He puts his call light on several times a day to tell whoever responds, "I can't stop s***ting!" Every med pass he says, "There ain't a laxative in there, right?" or "Is this the one that makes me s**t all the time?" Yesterday an aide found a big bag of candy bars, Twinkies, mini donuts, etc. in his nightstand drawer...I think we've figured out why he rarely eats a meal, and why he can't stop s***ting!