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We have three third grade classrooms. I have seen 14 of 18 kids from ONE TEACHER'S room. All temp checks. She's actually there, I called. And I've kept calling.

"Help me understand why you sent Little Darling to me?" Usually when I do that the teacher remembers back to the beginning of the year where I said I have no meds to give, let them put their head down after a drink of water...

We have a four-day break starting Friday. Come on, teacher!!!

Specializes in ICU/community health/school nursing.
21 minutes ago, Flare said:

this is the exact reason why i bought my Veratemp. I call it the malingerer buster. Sometimes the malingerer is the teacher

@Davey Do at the risk of summoning you once too often.. MALINGERER BUSTER.

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

only if he draws me in the style of Dr. Peter Venkman (well, female - the all girls Ghostbusters reboot wasn't my cuppa tea, give me the classic!) ?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
55 minutes ago, ruby_jane said:

@Davey Do at the risk of summoning you once too often.. MALINGERER BUSTER.

Summon me as oft as you wish!

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1 hour ago, Flare said:

this is the exact reason why i bought my Veratemp. I call it the malingerer buster. Sometimes the malingerer is the teacher

LOL!! You are spot on Flare!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
On 4/17/2019 at 1:26 PM, jess11RN said:

I say just walk into the classroom and screen every student's temp

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Specializes in school nursing/ maternal/child hospital based.
On 4/18/2019 at 2:19 PM, Davey Do said:

Summon me as oft as you wish!

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I wonder how it would go over if I put this on my office door???

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9 minutes ago, Cas1in72 said:

I wonder how it would go over if I put this on my office door???

Oh, I know I'd have a strict talking to ?

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.
On 4/18/2019 at 3:19 PM, Davey Do said:

Summon me as oft as you wish!

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oh, i think i need this in a t-shirt!!

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NO NO NO>>>>>YOU WILL NOT SCAN EVERY SINGLE KIDS TEMP.....

scan the teachers temp..maybe she is the one who has the "high fever" and needs to be sent home..

ask her to then see her grade book, and change all the kids grades and when she asks what your are doing, say Im doing your job, since you seem to want to do mine...

and walk out

once I did this...it all stopped.. I promise

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