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Even though I retired from nursing this past Spring and am heavily involved in my art, allnurses continues to be my favorite website. And General Nursing is my favorite forum.
I come here to identify with nurses & their situations, to recall my own, offer advice and/or support when I can, to learn, and to continue to feel a sense of belonging & camaraderie.
So, I want to send Season's greetings to all the members, mods & and administrators, and my friends on allnurses with the gift of a GIF:
19 hours ago, sirI said:So, guess Monopoly $ won't work either, right??
Speaking of Monopoly....
One night I was passing meds on geriatric psych when a patient came to the med room window. She had a sad look on her face and I asked her what was wrong. "Dave," she replied, "Tonight I have to go to Hell with Satan".
"Well you're in luck!" I said, " I just happen to have..."
Actually, I made this card after the situation occurred, But just telling the patient that I had such a card brightened her mood considerably.
3 hours ago, NurseBlaq said:Oh, you trying to get me put in jail. ?
Me: *give the bank Monopoly money*
Bank: *on the phone after they stop crying laughing*
next thing I know......
??♂️ "Ma'am can you come with us" ??♀️
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I can send some financial assistance to bail you out.
So, let's start at the beginning. Fax the bail money should it come to that??? .... or .... ??
On 12/10/2020 at 6:36 AM, NurseBlaq said:Me: *give the bank Monopoly money*
A few years ago, I made a $500 deposit in my savings account. As I walked out of the bank, I looked at the receipt and noticed an error. My savings account was not credited with $500, but $5,000!
I took the receipt back to the teller and asked her if the bank followed the rules of Monopoly.
"No", she said, "We would have found the error and made the change to show you had only deposited $500 in your account."
"Well, what do I get then?"
She gave me a free metal water bottle with the bank's logo stamped on it.
I have it on the holder of my bicycle to this day. It's a really good one !
33 minutes ago, Davey Do said:Well, what do I get then?"
She gave me a free metal water bottle with the bank's logo stamped on it.
What?! Not even a toaster!
7 hours ago, NurseBlaq said:You got to put aluminum foil on the rabbit ears to get a good signal and if one is broke stick a fork in it. Shame that I know that. I'm aging myself here
LOL, I remember that too, quite well!
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You got to put aluminum foil on the rabbit ears to get a good signal and if one is broke stick a fork in it. Shame that I know that. I'm aging myself here.