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I had a very enjoyable night two nights ago, because for the first time in my nursing history I had a patient who literally turned their call light on every 2-5 minutes.
Reasons the patient turned her call light on:
1. I farted.
2. I coughed.
3. Can I sit at the nurses station naked?
4. My neck twitched when I took a breath.
5. Can you scratch my left pinky finger?
6. My tongue keeps touching my teeth, what should I do?
7. I think I have to poop but I'll wait until tomorrow to do it.
8. I'm about to call 911 because I keep hearing the nurses walk by my room.
9. Am I breathing ok?
10. My legs are really pretty, what do you think?
That's to name a few!