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Do you ever get patients who give you decimals for their report of pain? Somehow they lose credibility with me when they do this. Seriously, they can't settle on either and 8 or a 9? And, they think that we really care to that degree?
I work with a lot of engineers, chemists, and other scientists. They tend to report things in the decimals or use overly specific language just because that is how their brain works. They are not "scales" they are "load cells," the bendy part on a straw is not the "bendy part" it is the "bellows flex joint" etc.
Don't worry, nurses have their own weird language that drives other professional nuts as well.
Yes, I have pt's give me the decimal. What I find more annoying, is pt's who can't say within, or even near, the 0-10 scale.
Me: "on a scale of 0-10, can you rate your pain?"
Pt: "Ten thousand"
Me: (hopefully only on the inside)
20 minutes after dilaudid:
Me: "Now hour would you rate your pain on the 0-10 scale?"
Pt: **Groans** "THAT DID NOTHING!!! I need more of that D-stuff. It's still a 9."
What I want to say: "Really? We just reduced your pain by 99% and you are mad at me that it didn't work. Ummm, ok."
Not often, but yes... I had a '7.5' lately, and ok, this is not decimals, but I've had '12', '14', and that patient told me her initial post-surgery pain was a 20. I hope I'm not a patient any time soon, but I should say, when asked about pain, that it's 'Pi'. "Pie?". 'Yeah, you know, 3.14?'
jaderook01, BSN, RN
150 Posts
I'm at the point where I document what they state their pain is and then also document what I perceive their pain to be on the faces scale. If they give me half numbers, I round up.