"Miss, I'm Dying" the musical

[BunnyBunnyBSNRN]

I don't know why, but I was thinking about this this morning - seems like last year somebody had posted that saying, but I can't remember who or what post. I know it made me laugh. :)

Anybody wanna claim it?

[LikeTheDeadSea, MSN, RN]

[tune of Round Here by counting crows]

Maria came from 2nd grade with a suitcase in her hand

she said she'd like to meet the nurse who will send her home

and she walks along the edge of sickness and health,

just like she's walking on a wire in the circus.

Mom parks her car outside of school

and runs in for Little Darling

says she's close to setting the house on fire -

and she doesn't know she's more than just a little misunderstood

she has trouble acting normal when she's nervous .....ABOUT LIIIIIIICE

[jnemartin, BSN, RN]

I've has a week-long showing of "Finals are coming and I might be dying." It's not going over well with the critics.

[Amethya]

We need to write a musical guys, for real.

[Farawyn]

I jut saw this and I'm about to peeeeeee.

[pedi_nurse]

Teacher ensemble:

Sorrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy, for sending you so many kids todaaaaayyyyy.

They just can't seem to staaaaayyyy awaaaaaake.

And that one, is coughing, maybe not right now, but was last hour.

And that one, is nauseous, did I ever tell you I don't do vomit?

[Flare, ASN, BSN]

Can you fix my earring?

Can you fix my sock?

My locker is jammed

Help me open the lock.

I got mud upon my sweat pants

Playing outside I tripped and fell.

It didn't hurt me badly,

But I'd like a change of clothes, can't you tell!!

Say nurse, I need a banaid

Don't you see my gaping cut?

It happened a week ago Tuesday

While outside with my mutt.

[Flare, ASN, BSN]

It's really coming together!! This could be an early retirement plan for us all - School nurse the musical - Better get in on the ground floor!!

[Glitternurse, LVN]

You are all so talented!!!! I have nothing to contribute, but you made my day. I can't stop laughing.

[Farawyn]

It's really coming together!! This could be an early retirement plan for us all - School nurse the musical - Better get in on the ground floor!!

No, I'm serious. Why NOT???

[BunnyBunnyBSNRN, ASN, BSN]

We definately have to include the puke song from the "vomit emergency" thread:

The pukers gonna puke, puke, puke, puke, puke

The talkers gonna talk, talk, talk, talk, talk

etc..