"Miss, I'm Dying" the musical

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Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..

I don't know why, but I was thinking about this this morning - seems like last year somebody had posted that saying, but I can't remember who or what post. I know it made me laugh. :)

Anybody wanna claim it?

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I can't claim it, but I sure would like to! LOL! I think the star of that show just left my clinic...............

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i've had many the private screenings of "I broke it!" The Musical.... is that what you were thinking of? ;)

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YES!!! Thanks, Flare! You know, at the Jr High level, it's not so much "I Broke It!!" as it is "I Swear I Can't Do PE today" - a one act play in many parts! hee hee

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I don't know, but I seem to have an epidemic of "status dramaticus" on my hands over here!

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I LOVE the "Status Dramaticus" term, may I use it? I have been seeing a lot of Sara Heartburn song and dance extravaganzas here today, I am unsure who I will give today's medal to. ( I DO give medals periodically, but only to the very best. ) If spring break doesn't come around soon, I think that we will be at each others throats!:argue:

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I forget where I picked that term up, but you are certainly welcome to steal it!

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This came into my head today as my health assistant and I just had a private screening of "I Broke It".

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oh. i had a command performance of "I'm starving!! I'm going to pass out" this morning. Such an award winning performance that the Admin had to practically carry the student in. He was going to lunch in 20 minutes and had eaten cereal a few hours earlier. Good thing I had oyster crackers. That could have been near fatal.

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Specializes in pediatrics, school nursing.

I caught an early morning performance of "But I KNOW its in there: a Splinter Saga".

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I'm trying to write this song....

(fast tempo)

Miss!!! Help!!! Oh, please won't you help!

I swear, I can't move it

I swear, I can't walk

(slow tempo)

ooooohhhhh, why does she not believe me

ooooohhhhh, why can't she just see

I cannot walk

I cannot hop

I cannot

(stop music - spoken word brightly and with energy)

Hey! Maybe I can get out of gym class!

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i think we could be on to something -

**a melody plays**

(A spot light shines down on a lone student)

Dear school nurse

oh school nurse

Why can't you see?

That it may be true

that i'm not sick

But I have to go home because

I was up playing Fortnite until ThREEEE

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