"God Speaks" Billboards

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New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome... enjoy.

Tell the kids I love them.

-God

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.

-God

C'mon over and bring the kids.

-God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God

We need to talk.

-God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.

-God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.

-God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing ... I meant it.

-God

I love you and you and you and you and...

-God

Will the road you're on get you to my place?

-God

Follow me.

-God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.

-God

My way is the highway.

-God

Need directions?

-God

You think it's hot here?

-God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.

-God

Do you have any idea where you're going?

-God

(And my personal favorite...)

Don't make me come down there.

-God

**Send this on to someone you care about. **

These signs have been all over the US for the past few years. I think they started in Florida. Really cute and thought-provoking.

moz

122 Posts

Those are good, I've seen a few here in Arkansas.

funnygirl_rn

433 Posts

I like them also.

gwenith, BSN, RN

3,755 Posts

Specializes in ICU.

cute

Tell the kids I love them.

-God

** [/b]

sniff that is sweet, and touching... just did ...

CashewLPN, LPN

348 Posts

:) I've seen one in brooklyn, about a year ago.... havent seen too many though...

its funny

fergus51

6,620 Posts

Cute! Even a non-religious heathen like me can appreciate these:)

MandyInMS

652 Posts

What a wonderful idea...such simple statements really make you think huh ? :)

Audreyfay

754 Posts

Specializes in Everything but psych!.

I wonder why we don't have any in Wisconsin. Maybe because the cows don't know how to read? :saint:

Oh oh...I'm going to be dung now.

atownsendrn

163 Posts

that's sweet. I haven't seen any in GA.

sbic56, BSN, RN

1,437 Posts

Specializes in Obstetrics, M/S, Psych.

We won't see these phrases posted in Maine, except, perhaps, on bumper stickers and church signs. Billboards were banned back in the 70's here as they interrupt the natural beauty of the landscape, a decision God would probably agree with. ;) (Still, I agree, some of those messages are kind of cute.)

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