FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Tech Support

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    dear tech support: last year i upgraded from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0. i soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. in...
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    need an oncology nrs to help me c my husband

    FranEMTnurse replied to thatldo's topic in Oncology

    Dear sweet Sherri,What a love story you shared with us. I am humbled, and thankful for that. It is and always will remain in my heart. God will take care of you. You have my condolences and blessings....
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    Ohio????????

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Ohio Nursing

    Stacey, I learned many years ago to pursue the think you like to do best, because that is where your talent lies, and what you will do the best at. For instance: When I was a child, I loved to drive....
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    Ohio????????

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Ohio Nursing

    The U.S. Postal Service issued a stamp honoring the one hundredth anniversary of the first flight by the Wright Brothers. The first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man ever to orbit...
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    It's Dark in Here!!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the...
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    Advice From an Italian Father to his Son.

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A long time ago there was this little Italian boy in the fields with his dad. Looking at his dad's hands, the boy say's "papa, you do many many things with your hands, tell me about your fingers."...
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    A Texas Story

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Subject: Midget in Texas >THERE WAS A MIDGET DOWN IN TEXAS WHOSE TESTICLES HURT ALMOST ALL THE TIME. > >THE MIDGET WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND TOLD HIM WHAT HIS PROBLEM WAS. THE DOCTOR TOLD...
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    Top Ten Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    10. you are guaranteed to get something in the sack. 9. if you get tired, nobody gets an attitude. 8. you can suck on a tootsie roll in public and no one cares. 7. you don't have to compliment the...
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    Top Ten Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yep! And I ain't done
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    Redneck Wooing

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    [color=#0000a0] indian mating season [color=#0000a0]two indians and a tennessee hillbilly were walking in the woods. all of a sudden one of the indians...
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    A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week....
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    A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl:
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    A Message From the Older Guys

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Government, Military

    If I could, I'd enlist today and help my country track down those responsible for killing thousands of innocent people in New York City and Washington DC. But, I'm over 50 now and the Armed Forces say...
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    my D.O.N. frightens me

    FranEMTnurse replied to tiroka03's topic in LPN, LVN Corner

    Wonderful. You have now been freed. However, I do hope that lady will seek some help. Won't the BON require that before she can practice
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    The Melting Princess

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    the melting princess once upon a time there lived a king. the king had a beautiful daughter, the princess! but there was a problem. everything the princess touched would melt. no matter what;...
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    The Melting Princess

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle Yes
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I agree with neuroICURN:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I don't doubt that one bit.:rotfl:
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    Wedding nite....a good one!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    at 85 years of age, morris marries lou anne. she is a lovely 25 year old. since her new husband is so old, lou anne decides that after their wedding she and morris should have separate bedrooms,...
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    The Gambler

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have lots of resources, and all are sent to me
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    The Gambler

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have lots of resources, and all are sent to me
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    The Gambler

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    during the great depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. he went up to the bartender and said, "bartender, i'd like to buy the house a round of drinks." the bartender said,...
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    need an oncology nrs to help me c my husband

    FranEMTnurse replied to thatldo's topic in Oncology

    Sherri, Remember, we are here for you anytime you need to share whatever you are feeling. It has been a long difficult period for you and Roy. We will continue to support you in your emotional needs....
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    need an oncology nrs to help me c my husband

    FranEMTnurse replied to thatldo's topic in Oncology

    Sherri, Remember, we are here for you anytime you need to share whatever you are feeling. It has been a long difficult period for you and Roy. We will continue to support you in your emotional needs....
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    This is the very reason we are nurses. We are a unique bunch in that we become fixated on, talk about, and laugh at all the sick, yucky stuff, and we have such a sick sense of humor. I just looooove...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    This is the very reason we are nurses. We are a unique bunch in that we become fixated on, talk about, and laugh at all the sick, yucky stuff, and we have such a sick sense of humor. I just looooove...