The Melting Princess

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the melting princess

once upon a time there lived a king.

the king had a beautiful daughter, the princess!

but there was a problem.

everything the princess touched would melt. no matter what; metal,

wood, plastic- anything she touched would melt. because of this, men

were afraid of her. nobody would dare marry her. the king despaired.

what could he do to help his daughter. he consulted his wizards and

magicians. one wizard told the king, "if your daughter touches one thing

that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

the king was overjoyed. the next day, he held a competition. any man

that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her

and inherit the king's wealth. three young princes took up the challenge. the first

prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. but alas, once the princess touched it, it

melted. the prince went away sadly.

the second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the

hardest substance in the world and surely, it would not melt. but alas, once

the princess touched it, it melted. he too was sent away disappointed.

the third prince approached. he told the princess, "put your hand in

my pocket and feel what is in there." the princess did as she was

told, though she turned red. she felt something hard. she held it in

her hand. and it did not melt!!!

the king was overjoyed. everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. and

the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

but the question is :

what was the object in the prince's pants?

they were m&m's of course !

they melt in your mouth, not in your handwhat were u thinking ????

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Specializes in ICU.

:ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL: Got me Fran!!!

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
:ROTFL::ROTFL::ROTFL: Got me Fran!!!
:chuckle Yes indeedie:D
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:chair:

:rotfl:

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Specializes in Med/Surg.

OMG I love it!

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Ooooohhhhh, not at all what I was thinking! :rotfl:

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Specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

:chuckle :chuckle :imbar

got me too........!!

Karen

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Specializes in ER.

That's a snorter.

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