A Texas Story

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Subject: Midget in Texas >THERE WAS A MIDGET DOWN IN TEXAS WHOSE TESTICLES HURT ALMOST ALL THE TIME. > >THE MIDGET WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND TOLD HIM WHAT HIS PROBLEM WAS. THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM TO DROP HIS PANTS AND HE WOULD HAVE A LOOK. T HE MIDGET DROPPED HIS PANTS. THE DOCTOR STOOD HIM UP ON THE EXAMINING TABLE, AND STARTED TO EXAMINE HIM. > >THE DOC PUT ONE FINGER UNDER HIS LEFT TESTICLE AND TOLD THE MIDGET TO TURN HIS HEAD AND COUGH, THE USUAL METHOD TO CHECK FOR A HERNIA. >"AHA!" SAID THE DOCTOR AND REACHED FOR HIS SURGICAL SCISSORS, SNIP, SNIP, SNIP, SNIP ON THE RIGHT SIDE AND THEN SNIP, SNIP, SNIP, SNIP, SNIP, SNIP ON THE LEFT SIDE. > >THE MIDGET WAS SO SCARED HE WAS AFRAID TO LOOK, BUT NOTED WITH AMAZEMENT THAT THE SNIPPING DID NOT HURT. THE DOCTOR THEN TOLD THE MIDGET TO GET DRESSED AND SEE IF THEY STILL HURT. THE MIDGET WAS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED AS HE WALKED AROUND THE DOC'S OFFICE AND DISCOVERED HIS TESTICLES WERE NO LONGER HURTING. > >THE MIDGET REPLIED,"PERFECT DOC, AND I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT. WHAT DID YOU DO?" > >THE DOCTOR REPLIED, "I CUT TWO INCHES OFF THE TOP OF YOUR COWBOY BOOTS