Advice From an Italian Father to his Son.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

A long time ago there was this little Italian boy in the

fields with his dad. Looking at his dad's hands, the boy

say's "papa, you do many many things with your hands, tell

me about your fingers."

"Well Tony," Papa said, "You see this first finger? You

usea thisa one to pointata what evea you wanta. You see youa

thumb? You usea thisa for turna pages in a book, and your

ringa finger, you will use whena you get a married, and your

little finga, you use to picka you nose. And the middle

finga, well, I'lla tella you about thata one when you getta

married."

Well, Tony was satisfied with that and time past. It was

now Tony's wedding day. It was a beautiful wedding, just

before the bride and groom left, Tony went to have a talk

with Papa. Tony said "Papa, many a year I use this finger

to point at what I want, and I turna many a pages with my

thumb, I've picked my nose with this little one, now I have

a beautiful ring on my finger from the love of my life, but

Papa, what is it I do with this middle finger?"

Papa drew close to Tony and said "Tony tonight you will

make mad hot love to your woman many times and you may become

tired, when that happens and your woman turns to you again

wanting to makea the love againa, that's when you takea your

middle finga and you poka on her head and say, 'Go back to

sleep you silly woman!' "

GOTCHA!!!!

[karenG]

who me?? dont know what you mean Fran!!

:chuckle

Karen