FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Pertusis

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    Pertusis has reached epidemic proportions in my area. (Central PA) and many officials of our many schools are debating about closing school early for Christmas vacation. Do you, or have you heard of...
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    Pertusis

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    At ease mind. You have to rest now, so go laugh. Thank you for the encouragement, my
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    Pertusis

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    How right you are, fergus. I went down to our local hospital to have some blood work done last Thursday, and was told that it is very serious in our area. I do believe I'll be remaining inside where...
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    Christmas With Louise

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinner. This won first prize. Christmas with Louise As a...
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    Christmas With Louise

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Awwww! That's such a nice complement, Nurseboy. Thank
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    You know you're a nurse when the first page you turn to when reading your newspaper, is the obituaries to see who died while you were not at work. I used to do it all the time, and is how I learned...
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    Christmas With Louise

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    It's always just such a pleasure. :D My favorite character is Grandpa. Don't know if he dared to go home with Granny or
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    Letter From Santa

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Dear Friends I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to...
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    Letter From Santa

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: excellent
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    F*** Football

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart...
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    Lots O Laffs

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    A guest at the health spa where my daughters worked, complained about an bug crawling in her ear over night. Sure enough, she had an earwig in
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I can see it all
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    The Patient's First Visit to the Proctologist

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    a man went into his proctologist's office for his first rectal exam. his new nurse, elaine, took him to an examining room and told him to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see him....
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    Little Johnny Strikes Again!!!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep....
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    The midget & the Rancher

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Okay, I'll make it make more sense. Just for you Jay Jay. I know you could use a few chuckles. Here's the original version with the one word edited
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    The midget & the Rancher

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment." So,...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I once worked with a fellow EMT whose house was like this. There was NO excuse for that with that person. I also have been in several houses like this, but at least they were patients. But the Gorilla...
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    The midget & the Rancher

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I agree. Notice, I edited
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Dang!!! What a bonus.
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    Decadron uses?

    FranEMTnurse replied to henrysmom's topic in Hospice, Palliative

    Ooh honey, does it ever! I practically inhaled everything that was put before me. I think the only 2 reasons I was placed on it were1. because I was near death (Had pneumonia and septicemia) and went...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Here'a your answer. There is NO excuse for that, and I'm surprised she hasn't been
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    The Missionary

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A missionary in Africa realizes that the one thing he has never taught the natives is how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the...
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    Moses & God on the Computer

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    moses & the lord [color=#8080c0][color=#8080c0]"excuse me, sir." "is that you again, moses?" "i'm afraid it is, sir." "what is it this time, moses; more computer problems?""how...
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    Ways to Relieve Stress

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    tip: # 1 find your rhythm each day.some days you're out of sync with yourself. for example your brain is lagging behind your body, so you become clumsy, clutzy, blundering into things before you've...